August 09, 2005

10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU SHOP TOO DAMN MUCH

1-YOUR CHILD CALLS THE SALESWOMAN AT MACY'S AUNTIE.
2-YOUR LAST CREDIT CARD MELTED.
3-YOU MISTAKENLY MADE YOUR LAST RENT CHECK OUT TO THE ORDER OF GUCCI.
4-IT WASN'T A MISTAKE
5-YOUR GAY FRIEND SAYS TO YOU"DAMN BITCH YOU SHOP A LOT"
6-YOUR CHILD CAN SPELL DONATELLA VERSACE BUT NOT THEIR OWN NAME
7-THE MANAGER AT BLOOMINGDALE'S THOUGHT YOU WORKED THERE
8-THE FIRST TIME YOU TRIED ON A KENNETH COLE SHOE...YOU CAME
9-WHEN YOU WALK INTO YOUR FAVORITE BOUTIQUE THE PEOPLE YELL "NORM!!"
10-DONNA KARAN HAS YOU DOWN AS CO-SIGNER ON HER HOUSE

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