August 02, 2005
FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAYJay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night,
"New reports says that in 2002, Osama bin Laden tried to buy thousands of pounds of cocaine, poison it, and then sell it here in America.
They said, bin Laden's plan was to put enough poison in the cocaine to either kill thousands of Americans
give Whitney Houston a really bad headache."