August 04, 2005

GOSSIP 2 GO (YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?)

U FUCKED UP BRUH!

Comedian Charlie Murphy says it’s time to get real about the prospect of “Chappelle’s Show” ever returning to Comedy Central.
"`Chappelle's Show' is over, man. Done," he told TV Guide. "It took me a long time to be able to say those words, but I can say it pretty easy now, because it's the truth."
The comic, a “Chappelle’s Show” regular whose real encounters with Rick James were made into a skit that fostered Chappelle’s line, “I’m Rick James, b*tch!,” said he has come to realize that the show may never come back.
"I'm disappointed it ended the way it did, but I'm not angry with anybody," said Murphy, the older brother of Eddie Murphy. "’Chappelle's Show’ was like the Tupac of TV shows. It came out, it got everybody's attention, it was a bright shining star, but it burned out and for some strange reason, it burned out quick."

JUST WHEN YOU'RE READY TO HATE SOMEBODY...

Teen screen star Lindsay Lohan could get a starring role in a horror show - her parents' messy divorce trial.
The "Mean Girls" star is expected to be dragged into the dispute by her boozing, brawling dad, Michael, when he squares off with her mom, Dina, beginning today in a Long Island courtroom, a source close to the case said.
"There's a good chance she might be subpoenaed," the source told the Daily News.
Michael Lohan, 44, who is currently doing 11/3 to four years in prison for assault and drunken driving, wants a cut of the millions his daughter has made.
But the 19-year-old actress, who recently skipped the London premiere of her Disney film, "Herbie: Fully Loaded," to be with her manager-mom, has said publicly that her pop doesn't deserve a cent.
"He didn't do anything for my career except go out and not come home at night," Lohan told W magazine. "So I don't think he deserves anything. He doesn't even deserve my respect."
Dina Lohan, 43, is seeking full custody of the couple's kids, alimony and $1 million in damages.
The Lohan family's dirty laundry will likely be aired behind closed doors. Justice Robert Ross has decided to close the proceedings in Nassau County Supreme Court after learning that Michael Lohan had pitched a reality TV show - about his own family drama.
"The case would be turned into a three-ring circus," the source said. "The judge closed the courtroom to protect the integrity of the case and the family."
Dina Lohan agreed.
"Dina wants this to be private and thinks this is a personal family matter," her spokesman Rob Shuter said.
Another source close to the Lohan family said the starlet was scheduled to remain on Long Island through Friday.
"Then she has to go back to Los Angeles," the source said.

KIDMAN IS SNATCHED

Nicole Kidman will star in the film Invasion, a remake of the cult film classic, Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers. Production will start in Baltimore in October.

I WANT ONE TOO!!

MINE is bigger than yours" is still the name of the game among the yachting crowd in St.-Tropez. The 250-foot Christina O, built by Aristotle Onassis and chartered by Sean Combs with his girlfriend Kim Porter aboard, was Numero Uno until Paul Allen's Octopus pulled into port. The Microsoft billionaire's 357-foot behemoth holds two choppers, a submarine, and a permanent five-piece rock band (Allen plays guitar). On Tuesday night, Combs, Porter and Allen were among 400 revelers on Denise Rich's yacht, Lady Joy. The dockside crowd went wild when Mike Tyson came aboard. Also helping inaugurate Denise's 145-foot tub were Stephen and Christine Schwarzman (they own a modern house in the hills), Ivana Trump (she just bought a third house in the seaport) with Rossano Rubicondi, Joan Collins and Percy Gibson, Ahmad Rashad and Sale Johnson, Rebecca De Mornay, Coerte Felske, Spyros Niarchos, Serena Boardman, Terry Allen Kramer and Kieran Kawall, who orchestrated the extravaganza that raged until dawn. Denise had planned to sail for Sardinia next morning, but a mistral (high northerly wind) detained her on the Cote d'Azur.

TALES FROM THE GHETTO MAG

ARMED guards have been posted inside the headquarters of The Source after two of the embattled hip-hop magazine's bigwigs were charged with attempted murder in connection with a shootout outside a Chelsea bar. "The Source has hired a crew of armed guards from Epic Security since the shooting," says our insider. "They carry cuffs and Glocks and stand watch near the elevator." Our tipster also reveals the magazine's 10th-floor office at 450 Sixth Ave. "invariably smells like weed" after hours. Do people still read that?

LIFE IS THE PITTS FOR JEN ANISTON

TO add fuel to Jennifer Aniston's sad fire, there are now reports that Angelina Jolie's adopted son, Maddox (above), calls Brad Pitt "daddy." According to Us Weekly, while filming an Edwin Jeans commercial for the Japanese market in Lancaster, Calif., Maddox started crying for Pitt, yelling, "Where's my daddy?" In addition, Pitt and Jolie are serious about building a family, a source told the mag. Pitt's name was left off adoption papers for little Zahara Jolie, whom the actress recently took in from Africa, only because his divorce is not yet final, Us Weekly says.Funny,I call him daddy too.

FELLAS YOU COULD BE TALKING TO A STAR

Halle Berry has confessed she chats with strangers on Internet dating sites. The stunning 'Monster's Ball' actress confessed she often cruises the web under fake names - and even visits online dating sites where she joins in and says "a little fun stuff".
Although she refuses to reveal her pseudonyms, Halle admits she frequently strikes up conversations with people she doesn't know and never says who she is.
The Oscar-winning beauty is quoted as saying: "I spend lots of time in chat rooms being various names and people.

BRITNEY & KEVIN'S "CHAOTIC" NAME SEARCH

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are reportedly rowing over baby names. Sources claim the couple, who are due to become parents in September, are disagreeing over what to call their unborn tot if it is a boy.
Britney is said to want to name the baby Charlie, after watching the new 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' movie.
But Kevin - who has a daughter, Kori, and son, Kaleb, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson - has his heart set on calling him Kevin Junior.When he leaves Britney she can all the baby bastard?Too mean?I never know sometimes...lol

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