August 24, 2005
HOLLYHOOD KISS MY ASSTROLOGYMost of you know that I'm gorgeous,fabulous,slightly wealthy and talented but did you know that I'm also a psychic.Yes, sweeties,I'm like Dr. that does my colonics...I see shit before it happens.(Spoken in a fake Jamaican Accent) E-Mail Me Now!! I am Miss Clean Ho, Psychic.Here's your predictions...lolol(I am so Foolish)
ARIES-I see an exciting date in your future,it's your sentencing date...sweetie whatever you're thinking about doing,stop.Also,stop being selfish and give that friend what they want.
TAURUS-I see money.Are you working on some scheme to get some?It might work honey...if not..see Aries.
GEMINI-Did you not wake up feeling cute today?Well it's just a feeling...fix up that outfit immediately.
CANCER-I see Gucci in your future,well maybe that's just mine.
LEO-It's all about you! It's all about you getting slapped if you don't calm that I'm better than you attitude today.
VIRGO-Dear sweet Virgo.Stop talking about people...I heard what you said about me bitches and we will fight.
LIBRA-Oh so you like to flirt with other people's dates.See Leo.
SCORPIO-You are in heat.Call me!
SAGITTARIUS-I see you buying Cancer that Gucci.
CAPRICORN-Stop being so serious.Everyone else seems to be laughing at you...I mean around you.
AQUARIUS-Cut the Holier Than Thou act,Your ass is going to the strip club this weekend..to work.
PISCES-Loving,kind, Pisces...somebody is out to test your kindness...slap that bitch.