September 28, 2005
HEALTH AND FITNESS...5 SIGNS THAT YOU NEED A DIETSo, I see that you are enjoying wearing those fitted t-shirts and relaxed fit jeans that are in style right now.Cute,but if both were baggy when you first bought them,it may be time for an intervention.I'm so wrong for this,but to make up for it I will dedicate all next week's health and fitness to diet and exercises that have worked for me for years.
5 SIGNS YOUR ASS MAY NEED A DIET
1-You have a firm,perky,bosom that all women envy...but you're a man!
2-If Moses himself couldn't stop your thighs from touching.
3-If you love to work out with "weights"...when people ask do you wanna workout,and you say...wait!
4-If your friends throw you a surprise baby shower...and you're not pregnant
5-If you count calories...backwards