September 29, 2005

HOLLYHOOD AT THE MOVIES

What makes a movie absolutely great is the pairing of the right actor/actresses with the right part.With remakes of classic films making a big comeback this past summer,I decided I wanted to recast some classics with the stars who can play them.Welcome to HOLLYHOOD AT THE MOVIES:
PROJECTOR

THE CORPSE BRIDE- THE STORY OF A MAN WHO MISTAKENLY PROPOSES TO A WALKING SKELETON
STARRING:
NICOLE RICHIE
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CLUELESS-2 BEST FRIENDS FROM BEVERLY HILLS THAT ARE TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE REAL WORLD
STARRING:
PARIS AND NICKY HILTON
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GORILLAS IN THE MIST-A WOMAN GOES TO LIVE AND STUDY GORILLAS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT AND ABSOLUTELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEM
STARRING VIVICA FOX AND 50 CENT
50

WHITE CHICKS-2 BLACK PEOPLE POSE AS WHITE GIRLS
LIL KIM AND TRACI BINGHAM
KIM TRACI BINGHAM

SUNSET BLVD.- A LONELY OLD HAS BEEN PERFORMER LIVES IN HER OWN MIND WHERE SHE IS STILL A STAR
MADONNA
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PETER PAN-IS ABOUT A KID WHO REFUSES TO GROW UP
MARIAH CAREY
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THESE TITLES ALONE EXPLAIN IT ALL:

KILL BILL-HILARY CLINTON
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-THE FUGEES
MENACE 2 SOCIETY- GEORGE BUSH
PRETTY WOMAN-MICHAEL JACKSON
LA CONFIDENTIAL-THE GOVENOR OF LOUISIANA AND THE MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS
JAWS-KARRINE STEFFANS(CONFESSIONS OF A VIDEO VIXEN AUTHOR)
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU-STAR JONES

3 comment(s):

CLEVER!!! Lolol. My fave is Gorrilla in the Mist. I bet 50 cent pass for a Gorrilla with a little more makeup and some chest hair

By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 29, 2005  

So funny. I love the idea of Jaws by Karinne Steffans.

By Blogger Miz JJ, at September 29, 2005  

Wow...very clever use of titles and celebs.

By Blogger E, at September 29, 2005  

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