November 22, 2005

CELEBRATE BEING SINGLE...HERE'S 20 REASONS

1. "You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on."
2. "Something really can be going on"
3. "Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous."
4. "You can spend as much time as you want with your girls and nobody's lip will drag the ground."
5. "No worrying why nobody came home last night"
6. "You can spend your paycheck on what you want."
7. "You never have to worry if he/she noticed you've gained a little weight"
8. "You don't have to check to see if it's okay to tell someone yes or no to an invitation. You can accept on the spot."
9. "You can fill the fridge with fresh fruit and veggies, bottled water, one-percent milk and applesauce instead of cold cuts, beer and Velveeta."
10. "You don't have to watch sports,you can look at Sex and the City three times a day if you want."
11. "You can be happy with who you are, not who he wants you to be."
12. "If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed by some damn fool with his own faults."
13. "You can eat garlic or onions without a second thought about breath mints."
14. "Not only are your dinners free when you go out on those first dates, but they take you out to nice places."
15. "No snoring!"
17. "No one gets insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the hot sweaty mens."
18. "You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself."
19. "You can go to bed in flannel and plaid sometimes rather than Frederick's and Victoria."
20. "The toilet seat issue -- need I say more?"

1 comment(s):

Heh..cute!

By Blogger E, at November 22, 2005  

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