December 18, 2005

SIGNS YOUR PARTNER WILL BE GOOD IN BED

HE TOLD YOU "COOCHIE EATER IS MY MIDDLE NAME" AND IT REALLY IS.

SHE CAN SWALLOW A CUCUMBER AND BRING IT BACK WITHOUT HER TEETH EVER TOUCHING IT

HE CAN LICK HIS OWN EYEBROWS

SHE USED TO BE IN THE CIRCUS...AS A CONTORTIONIST, AFTER BEING A SWORD SWALLOWER BECAME TOO EASY

HE HAS THE MAP OF A VAGINA TATOOED ON HIMSELF

SHE STOLE,BEAT,ABUSED,HUMILIATED AND CHEATED ON ALL OF HER EXES...AND THEY STILL CALL HER FOR HOOK UPS

IF HE HUGS YOU TIGHTLY AND YOU ORGASM

2 comment(s):

Also, if your partner can drop it likes it hot get back up dance for three more songs and never lose hand, eye, hip coordination...that is a good sign. People who can dance can really screw to the beat and often are long-winded. I suggest something fast like some 2-Live crew booty music. Dancing to hip-hop will not tell the whole story. You need some down south booty shake beats to really see what's goign on

By Blogger Texas Tiger in NYC, at December 18, 2005  

Orgasmic hugs?
Damn...

By Blogger SMW, at December 18, 2005  

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