December 26, 2005
YOU GIVE CRAPPY GIFTSWith the end of the holidays upon us,the stores are again crowded with shoppers looking to return the gifts that loved ones waited on line for hours in those very stores for our ungrateful asses.I've compiled a list for those of you that think you give the best gifts.
7 WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU GIVE CRAPPY GIFTS
People are more excited about the reciept than the gift.
Last Christmas you recieved more than 4 gifts you gave other people.
The store you bought the gifts in went out of business on the 26th.
Your kids asked Santa for a gift card.
You think an IPOD is a shirt with a little alligator on it.
If instead of hearing "thank you" after giving a gift, you hear..."well,it's the thought that counts"
If you've ever bought any of these "designer" brands: Channel,Hucci,Roach, D-OAR,Baby fat,or Nada. Instead of Chanel,Gucci,Coach,Dior,Baby Phat, and Prada.