
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
August 31, 2005
HOLIDAY's GREETINGS
Hey all you beautiful people,pretty people,cute people,alright people and those toe fungus ugly..it's me your editor and chief/founder of this thing called HollyHood Blogazine.This is titled Holiday's Greetings because I go by the name Holiday N. and this is my greeting...duh! This is my equivalent to like Jay Leno's Monologue.
I would like to urge anybody that is able to do so,to donate what you can to all those poor people who aren't fortunate right now to be reading blogs and living a normal day due to Hurricane Katrina.Red Cross is the main organization at the moment accepting donations.
I knew from the name of the Hurricane that it was gonna be a disaster.Katrina sounds like that ghetto chick that comes around just to fuck up your good time,sloppy drunk pissing on herself while cussing everybody out and ready to fight anybody that tries to stop her ass.Didn't she bring her ass to the VMA's and then where'd she go...to fuck up Mardi Gras town..Fuck you Katrina.
I had on my platinum and blue diamond Jesus on the Cross necklace on my way back from Miami the other day and this guy staring blatantly at my thighs and breast like it was a combo meal at POPEYE's comes over and says to me boldly while licking his lips "I'm glad you know that your body is like a Temple" I said back to him "Yeah and there's no services today".
Thanks ladies and Gentleman for visiting my little blogazine again..remember to link me and tell all your friends to check me out...
YOU'RE IN THE HOOD NOW BABY...CURB YOUR MAN!
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SOMETHIN' FUNNY
I READ AN ARTICLE ONCE THAT SAID THAT SMOKING WAS BAD...SO I STOPPED SMOKING.
I READ ANOTHER ARTICLE THAT SAID DRINKING WAS BAD...
YEAH, I STOPPED DRINKING
THEN I READ AN ARTICLE THAT FUCKING WAS BAD...
SO I STOPPED...READING!!
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WHAT IF...
Could you imagine if some of HollyHood's finest were another race?Would they still be hot?Could a Russian 50 cent rock the crowd like the one we got?What about a Puerto Rican Jennifer Lopez..well I forgot,sometimes she is.Well thanks to Pammie of The Emancipation Of Pammie we can get a peek at if these things came to be.A White Lil Kim-looking a damn mess.She is giving Drew Barrymore.

Hey mami..it's the latina Ashanti-and sadly she still can't sing.

Eminem giving the "angry black man look" to go with his his "anry black man" sound.
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August 30, 2005
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YOU WANT FRIES WITH THIS GOSSIP 2 GO?
LIL' KIM..QUEEN BITCH FO' REAL(via page six)LIL' Kim proved herself to be a first-class pain on a USAir flight from Fort Lauderdale to New York last night. The Brooklyn-born "Queen Bee" — who's headed to prison for a year and a day on a Manhattan perjury rap — was almost booted off the plane after a loud argument with a flight attendant. Our on-board snitch texted us, minutes before the 6 p.m. takeoff, "Lil' Kim totally freaked out on the attendant. Some first-class seat mix-up. Called the agent a racist and pulled a 'Do You Know Who I Am?' The attendant had no idea and could have really cared less. Taking off shortly. She's now seated in back row of first class and has to be served by the flight attendant who she fought with. Things seem a little tense up there."
MTV VMA GOSSIP
Suge Knight, who was shot in the leg at Kanye West's party at the Shore Club, snatched a bottle of Hennessey from a fellow partygoer before he took the bullet. Knight was making himself a drink at someone else's table when a woman told him to stop. The hip-hop thug responded, "Oh, yeah?" and walked off with the bottle.
* Security was beefed up at several VMA after-parties following the trash-talking between Fat Joe and 50 Cent after Fat Joe cracked, "We can thank G-Unit for all the extra security." During the telecast, 50 and his G-Unit posse ended their performance by yelling, "FUCK Fat Joe! FUCK Terror Squad!" into their mics.
Jamie Foxx had some fun at the expense of O.J. Simpson at Ocean Drive's party at the Loews Hotel. After spotting Simpson, Foxx grabbed a mic and yelled, "It's a killer party — O.J.'s here!" He then commanded the crowd to "Do the O.J." while making a stabbing motion. Other guests included Colin Farrell, Eddie Murphy, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
DIDDY DONE DID IT AGAIN DAMMIT
According to AllHipHop.com, Beckford, 34, filed a breach of contract and copyright infringement suit against Diddy for continuing to use his image and likeness in the ad campaign long after his contract had expired.
"What we have here is a blatant case of wrong doing on behalf of Mr. Combs and Sean John," says Beckford's attorney, Kenneth Montgomery. "They willfully continued to use Mr. Beckford's image without permission because he's become known as the face of Sean John."
Beckford, a one time model for Ralph Lauren and Guess, reportedly made several attempts to handle the issue with Diddy personally before filing the lawsuit. The trial is set for Feb. 6 at the Southern District Court of New York.
LIL MO DISCUSSES THE STATE OF HIP HOP
"Nobody is real anymore! Singers are afraid to sing," began Mo. "Most of them are more concerned with dancing instead of singing. These chicks can't stand alone, either, because most of them have their CEOs in their music video."
Mo says the reason for the current state of "watered down R&B" is "a lot of hip-hop men are behind the singers now." She continued: "They're only concerned with putting out a hot track and having their singers dance. But most of them can't even perform these songs live. At the rate we're at now, we're not going to have any more Gladys Knights, Patti LaBelles and Aretha Franklins."
The Roun'Table/Cash Money Records artist adds there are some singers who "still saaang" and Fantasia, Faith Evans, Monica and Mary J. Blige are among those she credits. "My dream tour would be to go out on the road with Fantasia and Faith. I rock with both of them hard," she said.
The Baltimore-bred belter admits she could do without many of the other girls out now. "I see some of them and ask where is Ashanti when you need her," laughed Mo.
We asked Mo about her rumored beef with newcomer Keyshia Cole that apparently began after Mo made similar comments about new singers on the syndicated Star & Buc Wild Morning Show. "I was in New York at Dream Hotel preparing to do a show. She saw my manager Phil Thornton (of Bright Star Entertainment) and my stylist in the lobby and asked them what they were doing there. When they said they were there to see me, she said, 'You all are traitors. She is the enemy.' Then she stormed off. I heard she was drunk, so I brushed it off and blamed it on the alcohol," recalled Mo.
I WONDER WHO??
Sources say a certain conscious rapper probably doesn't realize that his girlfriend's girlfriend is really her girlfriend! That's right, said rapper's gal pal is a part-time lesbian and is apparently cheating on him with a popular female deejay. No one wants to tell the hip-hopper that his missus has a mistress because when it comes to gay life, apparently he doesn't get down.
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
August 29, 2005
HEY READERS..
Well I see that your loyalty to me is fleeting.As I come back from washed out Miami chilling with some of Hollywood's and HollyHood's finest I notice that my readership dropped from like 2,000 or so a day to yesterday's 200..lol I love it..because now I have to work harder to get back the old people plus all the new...so tell errbody that Holiday the Princess of Blog is back and she needs subjects.Well the VMA's have come and gone and if you want my personal experience check out my personal blog The Heiress Diaries.I'm actually going away again in a few days but when I get back you know mama is gonna shut shit down(that means I'll be better than ever).YOU'RE STILL IN THE HOOD NOW BABY...WELCOME BACK
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IS THIS REAL?
It's rumored that Miss Ciara's pants split during her Good Morning America performance and she had no panties on and you could see all her goodies. Now that's what I call "lip synching"!!Pic courtesy of I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.
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GOSSIP 2 GO
MOS CRAZYMULTI-talented rapper/actor Mos Def is one busy dude. We hear the Brooklyn-born performer, whose real name is Dante Terrell Smith, has five children by five different women. But that's not all: The latest rumor is that the devout Muslim has two wives. One of Mos Def's many former flames tells PAGE SIX he married Wife No. 2 after knowing her for just a few days. A rep for the randy rhymer seemed to take the news in stride, but declined comment on the alleged multiple children and wives.
READ HER LIPS
Ashlee Simpson, who was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, will perform on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" this fall, says her manager-father, Joe Simpson.
Earlier in the week, Simpson had confirmed reports that Ashlee was in negotiations for a return to NBC's "SNL," where she was caught using background vocals last October.
BRITNEY WILL BEAT A BITCH'S ASS (EVEN IF SHE'S 13)
BRITNEY Spears stormed the set of little sister Jamie Lynn Spears' Nickelodeon show, "Zoey 101," last week and screamed at a 13-year-old co-star who had been feuding with Jamie Lynn — leaving the traumatized tweenster in tears.
According to our on-set snitch: "Britney had the talent coordinator bring [co-star] Alexa Nikolas over to Jamie Lynn's trailer — where she proceeded to scream that Alexa was an 'evil little girl,' and that she had better watch herself or she 'will never work in this town again!' "
The source adds, "Alexa was in tears. She was sobbing and totally upset — I mean, she has been buying Britney CDs since she was 6, and then Britney tears her to pieces? It was totally uncalled for. While Jamie Lynn is the star, Alexa still works there and it is technically her set. And the fight was a petty, 13-year-old thing between Alexa and Jamie Lynn, who is becoming a real pest. Britney should have stayed out of it."
Another source says Jamie Lynn is "a real diva, and is even worse now because she is in the midst of contract negotiations and asking for a lot of money."
A spokeswoman for both Spears sisters says: "Jamie Lynn and another girl on set were having problems, as 13-year-olds do. Britney did have words with the girl, but felt she was sticking up for her sister. She did not yell by any means, she just gave the girl a sisterly talking to and wondered why they just couldn't all get along."
The rep declined to comment on Jamie Lynn's contract negotiations.
DON'T EAT THE SPECIAL SAUCE AT BISTRO DU VENT
AN after-hours orgy erupted at celebrity chef Mario Batali's Bistro Du Vent last week, resulting in the firing of four staffers, PAGE SIX has learned.
The randy sex romp between an openly bisexual waitress, a male chef, a female manager and a waiter was captured on the West 42nd Street restaurant's surveillance cameras, which feed to a monitor right next to the host's stand.
We're told that the oversexed staffers were boozing it up at the bar after closing when things got physical.
Our snitch, who saw the steamy surveillance footage, says the X-rated action took place "on the bar top, down to the floor, on top of the banquettes — chef on waitress, manager on waiter, waiter on waitress, all four tangled up in one bunch."
But apparently the night porter caught a glimpse of the freaky festivities, and told the incoming dishwashers and busboys that morning on his way out. They, in turn, tattled to the waiters and waitresses, who all crowded around the host stand monitor and watched the orgy unspool, freeze-framing it at points for maximum enjoyment.
Later that afternoon, Bistro Du Vent general manager Jeremy Noye announced to his staff that four employees had been fired, adding, "That's all I'm going to say, and we're going to move on from here."
When we called Noye for comment yesterday, he told us, "I'm going to let Mario handle this. I'm not in a position to make any official comment at this time."
GUESS WHO?
WHICH sexy songbird is getting much more than security from her two massive bodyguards? WHICH hip-hop producer's wife discovered him having a torrid affair with a man-eating indie actress? The rap royal's wife has been phoning in death threats to his mistress for weeks . . . WHICH cable star has a gambling problem? The youngster, who has had brushes with the law in the past, is a regular at several illegal, all-night poker tournaments around town
WHICH skirt-chasing actor recently performed a lewd act in front of a comely young lass he met at an L.A. nightclub?
YOU TALKIN TO HER? YOU TALKIN TO HER??
ROBERT De Niro's former maid, Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowic, called the star's wife, Grace Hightower, "mean" in court papers — and she's not alone in her opinion. A very close friend of De Niro told PAGE SIX: "When they separated [briefly at one time], everyone was celebrating. She is just not a nice woman and treats people she thinks are beneath her very badly. When she comes to [De Niro-owned eatery] Nobu, the staff there just freezes and starts to sweat. She was a stewardess when she met Bob!"
BRAD IS COMING TO NYC LADIES AND WE KNOW HE LIKES TO CHEAT
BRAD Pitt is temporarily trading his Malibu digs for a mansion in the Hamptons. Sources tell The Post's Braden Keil that the recently divorced star will be renting a gated, high-hedged estate on Ox Pasture Road in Southampton for two months after Labor Day, while home-wrecking hottie Angelina Jolie is filming "The Good Shepherd" in New York. Jolie junkies would do well to hit the East End on Saturday, where the orphan-loving actress is slated to co-host a Haitian Relief Benefit with Meryl Streep at Andrea Kerzner's house in Wainscott
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August 24, 2005
HOLIDAY'S QUESTION OF THE DAY...
If you could create your own fabulous version of the happy meal, what would it contain?Don't limit yourself to fast food, and don't forget to include a toy!
JUST THINK FAB.
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IS THIS HOLLYWOOD?
What happened in Hollywood that glamour has disappeared? I remember the stars used to get gorgeous just to go to the store,am I the only person who still does that?I mean I know it's unrealistic to believe or hope that someone could look good 24/7 but isn't that their job?Don't we shell out lots of dollars for movies,magazines,fashion,CD's,and concert tickets so that we can see our favorite celebs looking and sounding flawless? We don't want our stars to to look and dress like we do,it's why we call them stars,stars are bright,amazing,almost unreachable entities.The stars now should be called Larry.Larry is just some guy walking down the street fitting in and wearing average clothes and never really sticking out.
Whitney,Mariah,Diana(Ross), Divas o' the day have all lost their damn minds and the latest stars are surely following this trend.
MULTI-MILLIONAIRESS-MARY KATE OLSEN ON THE SET OF HER NEW SHOW...FULL "BROTHEL" HOUSE. BLOW JOB? YOU GOT IT DUDE!

PARTY GIRL AND PART TIME ACTRESS TARA REID

OK,SHE'S PREGNANT...BUT SO WAS LUCY(AND SHE LOOKED FAB)

CRACK HEAD AND PART TIME ROCKER COURTNEY LOVE..SHE'S BEEN INSIDE OF BETTY FORD MORE TIMES THAN MR.FORD

JESSICA SIMPSON, STARS DON'T CHOKE ON CAMERA...YOU DO THAT IN THE BATHROOM OF A RESTAURANT SO PEOPLE CAN ASSUME YOU WERE VOMITTING YOUR FOOD. HAVE YOU NO MANNERS?

LOOK WHAT NICOLE RICHIE DID AFTER HER PEDICURE...CLASSY



PARIS STOP IT... DO THAT IN THE PRIVACY OF THE MEN'S ROOM AT A CLUB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!
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HOLLYHOOD KISS MY ASSTROLOGY
Most of you know that I'm gorgeous,fabulous,slightly wealthy and talented but did you know that I'm also a psychic.Yes, sweeties,I'm like Dr. that does my colonics...I see shit before it happens.(Spoken in a fake Jamaican Accent) E-Mail Me Now!! I am Miss Clean Ho, Psychic.Here's your predictions...lolol(I am so Foolish)ARIES-I see an exciting date in your future,it's your sentencing date...sweetie whatever you're thinking about doing,stop.Also,stop being selfish and give that friend what they want.
TAURUS-I see money.Are you working on some scheme to get some?It might work honey...if not..see Aries.
GEMINI-Did you not wake up feeling cute today?Well it's just a feeling...fix up that outfit immediately.
CANCER-I see Gucci in your future,well maybe that's just mine.
LEO-It's all about you! It's all about you getting slapped if you don't calm that I'm better than you attitude today.
VIRGO-Dear sweet Virgo.Stop talking about people...I heard what you said about me bitches and we will fight.
LIBRA-Oh so you like to flirt with other people's dates.See Leo.
SCORPIO-You are in heat.Call me!
SAGITTARIUS-I see you buying Cancer that Gucci.
CAPRICORN-Stop being so serious.Everyone else seems to be laughing at you...I mean around you.
AQUARIUS-Cut the Holier Than Thou act,Your ass is going to the strip club this weekend..to work.
PISCES-Loving,kind, Pisces...somebody is out to test your kindness...slap that bitch.
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I WOULDN'T TOUCH EITHER OF THESE
Actor Mark Wahlberg decided not to remove his third nipple, confessing he started to kind of like it. Wahlberg, 34, was thinking on having a removal operation to lose the third nipple, after the media attention it attracted.
JESSICA SIMPSON'S AD FOR HER NEW LINE OF JEANS
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/24
NEW GOTTI LOW?VICTORIA Gotti never had breast cancer, as the Daily News claimed on its front page last Sunday — nor did she ever suffer a heart attack or earn a law degree.
Matthew Rich, her publicist of seven years, quit in disgust on Monday because his best friend's mother had died of breast cancer, a source told PAGE SIX. Rich was said to be revolted that Victoria would promote the third season of "Growing Up Gotti" by making up such a tearful tall tale.
When we called for comment, Rich would only say, "I no longer work for Victoria Gotti." Asked if she had ever suffered from cancer, he replied, "No comment."
The daughter of legendary Gambino crime boss John "Dapper Don" Gotti was quoted in the News as saying: "The day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was in mid-November. I had a little pity party for myself and I cried all day . . . I lost 25 pounds . . . I was so exhausted, I could barely lift my arms."
But Gotti backed away from the story Monday night on CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch."
The 42-year-old mother-of-three said she was not diagnosed with breast cancer as reported in the News, but with pre-cancerous cells she chose to treat aggressively before it became cancer. "What I had can be described as a scare," she said on the show.
She told us yesterday: "I could leave it alone and watch it, or get surgery. I chose to be aggressive and get the surgery." The surgically-enhanced blonde describes herself now as "100 percent well."
News columnist Joanna Molloy said: "Don't tell me Victoria is shape-shifting the truth again. She told us in January she had breast cancer, and that's the reason she took a leave of absence from Star magazine. She told us again last week, and we recorded it."
It might not be the first time Gotti has made a bogus bid for sympathy. A former friend said Victoria confided four years ago she had breast cancer, "but then she went into work the next day as if nothing had happened. I didn't believe it then, and I don't believe it now."
The News also goofed in reporting that Victoria suffered a "heart attack" a few years ago at one of her sons' basketball games. "The original story said 'heart incident.' An editor changed it to 'heart attack,' " Victoria told us yesterday.
In another howler, the News stated, "She got a law degree." At St. John's University, the only college Gotti has ever been known to attend, spokeswoman Suzi Halpin told us, "We have no record that she graduated from St. John's."
Gotti told us: "I have no law degree. I never had a law degree. I don't know where that got started."
RAY CHARLES II
WILL Jamie Foxx channel Ray Charles once again? That's the buzz out of South Beach, where Foxx is co-hosting Ocean Drive magazine's pre-"Video Music Awards" bash at the Loews Hotel on Saturday night. Not only has the singing Oscar-winner requested a piano onstage, he also designed a party-style deejay booth on the center of the stage with seating for 40 and six microphones for friends like Kanye West, Common and Snoop Dogg (who all appear on his new album, due out on J Records in November).
R.KELLY JUST ADDED TO VMA PERFORMANCES
The MTV Video Music Awards have been defined by stirring performances, shocking surprises and sexual shenanigans. Now the network has booked an act that might provide all three elements in one performance R. Kelly.
The chart-topping R&B singer was named Tuesday as one of the performers at Sunday's awards show in Miami. Kelly, whose latest album, "TP.3 Reloaded," has sold more than 1 million copies, created buzz this summer with his five-part song, "Trapped in the Closet," a mini soap opera about infidelity.
The 38-year-old singer, known for his sexually charged material, also faces multiple child pornography charges in his native Chicago stemming from a three-year-old case that allegedly involves a teenage girl. The case, which has yet to go to trial, hasn't hurt Kelly's recording career: In the interim, he has released four albums that have sold more than 1 million copies each and charted several hits.
FLOETRY SET TO RELEASE 3RD ALBUM
Floetry will drop their third album “Flo’Ology” on Nov. 8 via Geffen Records. The duo – consisting of Marsha Ambrosius (the Songstress) and Natalie Stewart (the Floacist) – say this set explores the spectrum of romantic relationships.
"Flo'Ology is about women taking more responsibility for what goes on in our lives," explains Stewart. "Now that Marsha and I are more mature, we've come to a better understanding of ourselves, and naturally that's reflected on the album."
DESTINY'S ORIGINAL CHILDREN ARE READY FOR DEBUT
Booted out of the singing squad in 2000 by their manager (and Beyonce’s daddy) Mathew Knowles following a seven-year run, LaToya and her fellow bootee, LaTavia Roberson, formed the duo Angel, which never quite took flight.
But during Luckett’s rocky road, she never took her eyes off the prize. The singer is now signed with Capitol Records and will release her self-titled solo album in February, reports MTV.com. Before its release, Luckett will drop two singles, "All Eyes on Me" in August, followed by the Scott Storch-produced "I'm Good."
"I still love all of those girls and wish them the best of luck," she said of current D-Child members Beyonce, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland. "And I know they are all going to do well solo. I'm sure they're growing apart and going through things, but God is with them and they have a strong bond."
CAN YOU SAY BOOMERANG?
Eddie Murphy didn't waste much time getting over his soon-to-be-ex-wife Nicole Murphy. On Aug. 20, just two weeks after former model Nicole, 38, filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, Eddie, 44, was spotted flirting up a storm with actress Robin Givens — Mike Tyson's former wife — at Hollywood's hot Cabana Club. Onlookers tells Star that Givens, 40, looking sensational in a tight black skirt, entered the club shortly after Eddie, greeted him with a hug, and launched into an intimate chat, at one point stroking his face and kissing his ear. "She was practically sitting on his lap!" said one eyewitness. "Robin was giggling like a school girl and flirtatiously batting her eyes. Eddie was clearly interested in every word Robin uttered, but it was she who did most of the overt flirting, rubbing his leg or occasionally touching his face. The only time the pair tore away from each other was to sip on their Skyy vodka and cranberry cocktails."
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MEET QUENTIN ELIAS
Quentin Elias was born on May 10th 1980 in Marseille in the south of France.He really hated school and his mom worried he would be influenced by the bad neighborhood. She pushed him to play sports.However, Quentin had something else in mind. His sister was involved in the performing arts and he too became fascinated. After talking his mom into taking dance, he enrolled and began tap dance classes at age 6, this later evolved to classes at the Katia Barcelo dance studio in ballet, modern jazz and then kickboxing at age 12. Quentin had developed a passion for performing.At age 15 he ran away to Paris. With a few dollars in his pocket, he slept his first nights in Paris on the streets. He started working in restaurants and other odd jobs while auditioning for several dancing and singing roles.
Until one day, the producer, GERARD LOUVIN was trying to put a band together, and decided to give Quentin a chance. He was selected from 1,000 participants to be the lead singer in a new band.A journey and adventure started for Quentin with ALLIAGE. Alliage became a huge overnight success with Quentin as the main star. Alliage sold more than 5 million CD's, had three albums, six singles on the top five charts and performed all over the world with more than 1,000 sold out concerts.
Still feeling as something was missing and wanting more, Quentin moved to NYC and had the chance to meet the promoter MARK NELSON, whom introduced him to the very talented music producer, JUNIOR VASQUEZ. Together they decided to start working on an album project that finally sounded like Quentin! With the help of ALAN BARSON, and JUNIOR VASQUEZ, Quentin has begun to embark on his own American dream.




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YOUR ASS HAS BEEN SINGLE TOO LONG WHEN...
Top 10 signs you've been single too long..1-People assume that you're gay and if you're gay and single they assume that you're impotent
2-The man at the adult video store knows you by name
3-Your only lunch dates,late night phone calls and sweet homecooked meals are with your mother.
4-You take extra special care of your left hand..(think about that one)
5-You can't remember the last time you had sex but you do remember you had a flat top at the time
6-If the last time you got a Valentine's day gift you were in braces
7-You hide your sex toys..from your other sex toys
8-Your stink breath,dirty finger nailed, 4 teeth having,onion and garlic smelling friend that wears his ear hair braided is engaged
9-You watch so much porn that you think you're just a pizza delivery away from a good fuck
10-When you got your last prostate exam you came...twice.
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APRENDE..IT'S NOT JUST A GAY PORN TITLE
Have you ever seen a cute latino papi or mami and wanted to holla but due to the language barriers your game is just...malo?Here's some basic spanish that should be able to get you in good with the latino(a) of your dreams.Or at least be able to go to Cancun without sounding like an asshole.
10 essential words you should know:
hello -- hola
My name is -- Me llamo (me yamo)
What is your name? -- ¿Como se llama? (Como se yama)
Please -- Por favor
Thank you very much -- Muchas gracias
Your welcome -- Bienvenido
Goodbye -- Adios
Good day/morning -- Buenos dias/tardes
Excuse me -- Con permiso
Nice to meet you -- Encantado
Here are some useful phrases, which may come in handy:
I don't understand -- No comprendo
I don't speak Spanish -- No hablo español
Do you have a boyfriend? -- ¿Tiene un novio?
How do I get to [fill in name of location] -- ¿Como se llega a [...]? (como se yega a [...])
Where is the washroom? -- ¿Donde esta el cuarto de baño?
It was a pleasure to meet you -- Era un placer de haberla conocido.
Once you have some of the basics down, there are ways for you to brush up on the language and gradually learn more Spanish:
Watch A Movie
A good way to get a taste for a new language is to rent the Spanish dubbed version of a movie that you know really well. Don't be too impressed with yourself if you figure out that Hasta la vista, baby is Spanish for, "See you later, baby".
Carry A Spanish/English Dictionary
This is especially important when you are traveling in a foreign country. Carrying a bilingual dictionary with you at home is a very effective way to gradually learn a language and lets you see how everyday words are translated whenever they arise in your daily activities. Curious to know how you say lingerie in Spanish? No problem, go to the L section of the dictionary and you'll know in no time!
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August 23, 2005
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE TODAY
Hey people, I've been quite busy coming up with interesting topics for future articles,funny top 10 stuff,the latest gadgets and trends,and some of the hottest pics and you'll get to see some of that stuff as soon as I get my lazy ass in motion.Till then...you'll just take what I give you damn it,it's a free site!!
The Black Weblog Awards are coming and next week is the last week for voting.Vote HollyHood Blogazine or my other personal blog The Heiress Diaries as many times as you'd like for any category,it would be nice to win but if not Oh well,at least I'm rich and pretty...lol
That would be funnier if it weren't true.
So enjoy today's edition and vote here THE BLACK WEBLOG AWARDS.
You know my slogan...YOU'RE IN DA HOOD NOW BABY (KEEP IT HOT OR I WILL BEAT THAT ASS)
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HOLLYHOOD FUNNIES
THIS COMIC IS BASED ON THE NUDE PIC OF JUDE LAW(WHICH CAN BE SEEN ON THIS SITE BTW)JUDE LAW: It was cold,I'd just came out the pool,it was the angle of the shot...for bloody sakes just leave me alone!

JARED LETO: I can't help it.It was like a pig in a blanket,well a very tiny pig in like a very tiny blanket...I just wanna touch it!
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HOLLYHOOD FIRST LOOK
HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK INTO THE NEW FANTASIA VIDEO FEAT CROONER LYFE JENNINGS "HYPOTHETICALLY"

PRODUCER/RAPPER TIMBALAND PREPARING FOR HIS SEMI-PRO CAREER AS A BODYBUILDER(SERIOUSLY)

KANYE WEST ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE

THE HAIRY SITUATION OVER THE NEW "PUBIC JEANS" AD BY DOLCE AND GABANNA

THE CONTROVERSIAL NEW WATERCOLORS OF BATMAN( The artist Mark Chamberlain, show the dynamic duo in various states of undress. To see more visit Art.net)
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/23
KEYS TO UNLOCK UNPLUGGED ALBUMAlicia Keys fans can start counting down to Oct. 11, the date which sees her new “MTV Unplugged” album in stores via J Records. The set’s first single, “Unbreakable,” will arrive at radio outlets on Sept. 12.
In addition to new arrangements of "Heartburn" and "A Women's Worth," Keys joins rappers Common and Mos Def for "Love It or Leave It Alone," reggae artist Damian Marley for "Welcome to Jam Rock" and Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine for a cover of the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses."
As previously reported, "Unplugged" was taped in July at the Brooklyn Academy of Music and is due to air on MTV in mid-September – with five reruns scheduled. The show will also be available individually as a CD or DVD; or in a limited-edition package with both items.
A PLUS SIZE OPPORTUNITY
The feature film version of the Broadway musical Dreamgirls, starring Jamie Foxx, Beyonce Knowles and Eddie Murphy, will hold auditions for the role of Effie White this Saturday in St. Louis, Chicago and Detroit.
Plus-sized African-American actresses/singers in their late teens to mid 20s (“NO OLDER!”) are encouraged to try out for the leading role made famous on Broadway by Jennifer Holliday.
“She should have a huge gospel belt voice with great power and range,” says a statement from casting directors Debra Zane and Jay Binder. “All body types – from a few extra pounds to full-figured – are welcome.”
Open calls will be held this Saturday (Aug. 27) in:
• ST. LOUIS: Sheraton City Center St. Louis
400 South 14th Street
St. Louis, MO 63103
Report t Breckenridge Ballroom - 13th Floor
• CHICAGO: Westin Chicago River North
320 North Dearborn Street
Chicago, IL 60610
Report t Astor Ballroom - River Level 1
• DETROIT: Detroit Marriot at the Renaissance Center
Renaissance Center
Detroit, MI 48243
Report to Brule Room - 5th Floor
The casting notice reads: “You will be singing a cappella; please prepare eight bars of an up-tempo gospel, R&B, or pop theatre song that shows voice and range. Please bring a picture and resume. If you are called back on Sunday, you will be asked to perform a scene (which we will provide) and the song ‘And I Am Telling You I Am Not Going.’”
The film, directed by Oscar winner Bill Condon, is set in the early 1960s to 1970s. It is the story of the amazing Dreams, an all-girl singing trio from the Detroit projects who break their hearts on the path to stardom. Filming begins in Los Angeles early next year.
DOLCE AND GABANNA ARE GOING DOWN ON MEN
Men's fashion has hit a new low - and it's really, really low.An ad for the Dolce & Gabbana fall men's line featuring extremely low-riding jeans - nicknamed "pubic pants" by the fashion press - is an attention grabber, even in New York.
Veteran adman Jerry Della Femina said the photograph made sense for the envelope-pushing design house.
"People are going to find it disgusting, but they're probably not the Dolce crowd," Della Femina said. "This is a campaign that only people who are sort of edgy and want to buy their clothing will see and appreciate."
HOW MANY SEX TAPES ARE THERE??
There's a new celebrity sex tape floating around -- and this is one you'll probably want to miss. Last week, the company that sold Paris Hilton's home video started selling footage of Tom Sizemore having sex with several women. Though the cash-strapped Sizemore says he had nothing to do with the release of the tape, we think he's telling a fibby fib
After Calvin Klein rocketed to fame with ads featuring a teenage Brooke Shields and a "heroin chic" Kate Moss, designers learned that sex and shock value were good selling strategies.
I HEEEEARD....
JAY-z signed Beyonce's lil sis ,Solange, to a record deal.
ContactMusic.com reports that Nas is convinced of life on other planets after witnessing an alien spacecraft fly over Los Angeles four years ago. "I've seen the ship," the rapper insisted. "Four years ago in LA, I fu**ing saw a UFO. If you'd seen it you'd fu**ing bug. In the papers they said they were testing missiles. Right. That's what they say. Missiles is bullet-shaped."
Sources tell Star magazine that Jennifer Aniston walked out of an August 6th screening of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' that she attended with hairstylist Chris McMillan. Brad Pitt's ex bailed on the TV remake after just 30 minutes, reportedly giving a brief review of the Jessica Simpson starring flick afterwards, saying, "It sucked." (Jen maybe if you sucked Brad would still be yours)
50 Cent is suing Dodge for 1million dollars.He claims his likeness was used in one of their ads with the words"Just Like 50 Says".
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THE SECRET OF MR. BRITNEY SPEARS
WHAT KEVIN FEDERLINE DOESN'T HAVE IN CLASS,STYLE OR MONEY..HE SEEMS TO MAKE UP SOMEWHERE ELSE
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August 22, 2005
HOLLYHOOD 2DAY
Hey everybody,lovers, haters, and biters..I love the people that copy me,I'm a trend setter it's what I do.I understand that if I stopped blogging at least 10 blogs would die...lol.It's HollyHood Blogazine people,are you not excited...I decided yesterday that I wanna be bigger.So start your linking,telling friends and visiting me on the regular,and I promise that this blog will never disappoint.
I've been working on some new stuff,some funny shit,some good shit that I promise will be the line directly between Hollywood and the hood.That's what HollyHood is.
So get your minks,door knocker earrings and your opera gloves ...you have a show to attend right now...let me say welcome again cuz
YOU'RE IN DA HOOD NOW BABY
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HOLLYHOOD FUNNIES
This is my new daily thing where I'll be taking recent pics of HollyHood stars and making a story out of them.It's HollyHood's version of the comics.THE JOKE'S ON PARIS HILTON!
"Oh my GOD this lady is soooo biting off of Madonna and Anna Nicole."

"Hello? I'm Rich..."

"IT'S NICOLE,SHE SAYS SHE'S SORRY AND WANTS TO APOLOGIZE"

"WHERE ART THOU, MY BROWN LITTLE FRIEND?"

"I MISSED YOU TOO,YOU REALLY LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT BUT YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME."

"LOL.. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST GOT PUNK'D,THAT WASN'T NICOLE..IT WAS A DOG!!"
THE END
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"MY PRECIOUS" LIL KIM
In a couple of weeks Lil Kim(one of the pioneers of HollyHood) will be heading off to jail.She recently has been spotted at the most fab restaurants,ritziest nightspots and is about to release what will most likely be a hot album.She's also schedueled to appear at the VMAs next week and she's been doing a slew of magazine covers looking glamorous.Here's a shot from her latest/controversial spread in Blender Magazine and a shot of how I think she'll look without her collagen,botox,airbrushing,weaves,make-up and all the maintanance it takes to keep her glam.BEFORE JAIL

AFTER JAIL
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DOTS HOT!!
Never one to be out of style,you will recognize the abundance of dots on my new web design.It's no mistake,dots are in right now...take a look at Hollywood seeing dots.PARIS HILTON-The Simple Life star leaving Beverly Hills restaurant Koi on Aug. 12

JESSICA SIMPSON-The Dukes of Hazzard star in Beverly Hills on Aug. 10

HILARY DUFF-cohosting the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Aug. 14

DEBI MAZAR-The Entourage star in New York City on Aug. 11
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HAPPY 13TH ANNIVERSARY WHITNEY AND BOBBY
Who'd a thunk it? Let's face it: When Whitney, then America's sugary Pop /R&B sweetheart, and Bobby, Boston's mercurial new-jack thug, got hitched at her New Jersey mansion on July 18, 1992, few imagined their marriage would last 13 minutes, let alone 13 years.Watching the hit show Being Bobby Brown we can look at point at them like zoo animals,but these two have weathered every single storm(though caused by each other).And in the land of HollyHood a marriage that long is not common.Here's a look at all the couples they beat.
WHITNEY AND BOBBY

BRAD AND JEN

ANGELINA AND BILLY BOB

NICOLE AND TOM

EDDIE AND NICOLE

CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE

TERRY MCMILLAN AND JOHNATHAN

JENNIFER AND 1ST HUSBAND

JENNIFER LOPEZ AND CHRIS

JENNIFER AND BEN

NICK AND JESSICA???

TOMMY AND MARIAH

STAR AND AL...NOT YET BUT SOON

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THE SCREAM 4 (DICK) TOUR
I remember reading a post by Inciting a Riot which talked about the sex being sang about and simulated on the Scream 4 tour which includes the acts 3on 3,Pretty Ricky,Marques Houston,Omarion,Bobby Valentino,and Bow Wow.I came across some pics that were a little disturbing.They featured these young performers being overly sexual onstage with these pre-teens in the audience.Now, my problem is that these are young impressionable young girls,I on the other hand am an exeperienced and gorgeous young woman that knows just what to do with a young rich kid flaunting his sexuality(I know,I'm a mess).Take a look at the photos from their recent Vegas Show.
GROUP MEMBER FROM 3 ON 3 SHOWS THE CROWD THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN IT'S JUST 1 ON 1

HEY PRETTY RICKY, IS THAT A DICK IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?BOTH?

NOW THAT'S MY KINDA LA LA LA

BOBBY VALENTINO SHOWS THE CROWD OF YOUNG GIRLS HOW TO "SLOW DOWN"

BOW WOW SHOWS THE AUDIENCE WHY HE DROPPED THE "LIL" FROM HIS NAME

WE WANT DICK!! SCREAMED THE YOUNG GIRLS

"ME TOO" WAS THE EXPRESSION ON MISS OMARION'S FACE
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/22
HER BOOTS WERE NOT MADE FOR PARTYINGPEOPLE magazine pulled out as a sponsor of a party Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were set to host in Miami after the MTV Video Music Awards because Jessica made exorbitant demands that would have cost the weekly hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Simpson sisters were going to host and perform Aug. 28 at the Setai resort. But an insider said: "Her demands became outrageous. She wanted everyone to set up shop at 6 a.m. and be there for like 24 hours. She wanted $20,000 for hair and make-up, $80,000 for a technical production budget which her father, Joe, was overseeing, and over 30 rooms at the Setai."
Another issue, according to a publishing source, was the ill-advised $200,000 contract Jessica signed recently giving OK! magazine exclusive access to the star.
"Her hosting the party for People magazine was a direct violation of her contract with OK! If she had gone through with it, she would have been sued." People execs decided Thursday night to back out.
"We had an agreement with Jessica and Ashlee Simpson to co-host an event the night of the 'VMA' event," said a rep for People. "But because of logistics and technical problems, it didn't work out."
A Simpson rep said: "There were discussions with People about their 'VMA' after-party, but Jessica and Ashlee were unable to do the party with them because of other sponsors involved with the event that would create conflicts with Jessica's master licensing deal and Ashlee's contract with Thermasilk. Both girls are extremely conscious of their business deals and would do nothing to violate those relationships."
Meanwhile, Martha Stewart won't be making a previously scheduled appearance at the awards show this year due to her house-arrest extension.
HILARY MOVES OUT AND ON HER OWN
TEEN Queen Hilary Duff is apartment hunting in Chelsea and may have already found her new pad. A spy reports the blond pixie - accompanied by a sizeable entourage - checked out a loft for rent on West 26th Street yesterday: "The super didn't recognize her and wouldn't let her group into the building. Once [Duff] got inside, she looked around the place for 25 minutes. Then she asked the super about shopping in the area and left with her broker." Duff looked dumbfounded when informed that Tim Allen and B.D. Wong, a regular on "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," had lived there.
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD BROOKE
BROOKE Shields was a little put out when she was called for jury duty last week. Two days after celebrating her 40th birthday with Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor and Jim Belushi at the Brentwood Restaurant & Lounge, Shields reported to the L.A. County courthouse. When told she would not be excused from serving, Shields "looked really put out and annoyed," said our spy. As you know Brooke...there's pills for that now.
NEW VIDEOS
Jim Jones is out with the video to his new single 'Summer Wit Miami', featuring Trey Songz. Watch it online in high or low formats.
JOHN Legend is also out (finally) with his next single So High.Watch it here
On Thursday Olivia and the G-unit crew performed her current hit single Twist It on 106 & Park if you guys missed it go to O-Lovely.com to view the video in high quality here."
Rosie O'Donnell wrote on her blog Friday:
"kanye west last night on mtv
talking about ending homophobia in the rap world
jesus walks with that man"
I HEARD WEDDING BELLS...
Mos Def snuck off and got married!! He met his wife,Alana, at a club on a Friday and married her that next Wednesday.
And what do you do when your career's on ice?Marry someone hot...
Nelly and Ashanti got engaged!!
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August 19, 2005
HOLLYHOOD WEEK WRAP UP
Well it's the last day of Grown and Sexy Week and it was a blast;all the men,women,men who love men and the women who love them.I had such a good time with this that in the future I can definitely see another one or two of these weeks dedicated to SEX.Are you loving the new design? I had to re-decorate because I get bored very easily.Argyle out,cute lil dots in.
So, due to my late night partying I totally have nothing for the finale of Grown and Sexy Week except recaps.Summer's almost over but the good thing is I'll be with you through the chill of Fall and Winter's cold...LOL
PLEEEEEEZE,I'm leaving NYC for Miami at Autumn's first leaf dropping.But you're welcome to stay here...the pics and stories will always be hot,even if you're not.Smile bitch...you're in the hood now baby!
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THE AMAZING BLOG RACE
Being the innovative,creatively fab, diva that I am,I decided to create a game for the blog world.It's based on one of my favorite shows:
The Amazing Race.
The Amazing Race is a show that takes people on a race around the world through clues and missions and the winning team gets a million dollars.
My game,The Amazing Blog Race is similar except...there is no prizes yet(this is an early version of the game) and you don't go around the world, you go around the blog world.Fun?Let's see.
You'll need a good memory or a pen and paper or just open a new window and to follow my directions to a tee. It's not easy at all.I suggest you do it when you have a few minutes to spare.
Ready...
let's play...
Head to Day 3 of fashion week and find a post of who is the highest paid Latina actress/singer in the world and look for your next clue in the comments of that post
GO!
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/19
I DREAM OF ALBA?A SEQUEL to this year's "Fantastic Four" is in the works, and the original stars are set to reprise their superhero roles — except for Jessica Alba. After starring in the first flick with Michael Chiklis and the lesser-known likes of Ioane Gruffud, Chris Evans, and Julian McMahon, the sexy starlet is uncertain the follow-up would be a judicious career move. Instead, we hear Alba has agreed to star alongside Jimmy Fallon in the movie remake of the classic sitcom, "I Dream of Jeannie." She'll get to show a lot more skin than Barbara Eden, who was forced by censors to cover her navel. Alba declined to comment.
NEW JIM JONES VIDEO FEAT CUTIE TREY SONGZ
Jim Jones is out with the video to his new single 'Summer Wit Miami', featuring Trey Songz. Watch it online in high or low formats.
BRITISH POP STAR COMES OUT THE CLOSET

Westlife(the Bristish NSYNC) star Mark Feehily has revealed to The Sun that he is gay. "I want people to know the truth about my sexuality. I am gay and I'm very proud of who I am," the 25-year-old revealed. "I'm not asking for any for any sympathy, or to be a role model to anyone else. I simply felt it was the right time for me to let people know the truth. I have never tried to hide who I am from anyone, but I'm a very private person and in the past I haven't felt the need to say anything about my sexuality. But I want people to know I'm very comfortable with who I am." Read more.
PEROXIDE BOY BLUES
MTV News reports that two days after Eminem abruptly canceled his European tour, citing exhaustion and unspecified "other medical issues," his spokesperson revealed that the rapper has been hospitalized for a sleep-medication dependency. Read more.
GRANDMA HAS A FEW WORDS
Eminem's grandmother Betty Kresin tells Radio 1 that the rapper has had a lot of family problems to deal with including the fact his mother Debbie is seriously ill. "He's my grandson but I have no comment," Kresin said. "I know enough - my grandson cancelled his tour because he's ill. Sometimes, we get sick - we do! He's been through a lot too - he's lost two uncles. I pray for my grandson. I've been praying for three years for my grandson Marshall, and his mother Debbie to get back together." Read more.
AUNTIE AND UNCLE SHOW LOVE TOO
Documents obtained by The Smoking Gun indicate Eminem is being sued by his aunt and uncle, who claim that the rap star welshed on a promise to buy them a home and pay a yearly $100,000 stipend in return for their relocation to Michigan. View documents here
LAURYN DUETS WITH A LEGEND
Here’s a match made in R&B heaven. Lauryn Hill and John Legend are in the process of recording several tracks together for both of their upcoming solo albums, according to reports.
British newspaper the Daily Star says the pair has already begun work on two tracks, one of which will appear on Hill’s forthcoming album “Khunami Phase,” the other on Legend’s new CD.
"Lauryn got in touch with John and congratulated him on his Gap ad with Joss Stone,” a source told the Daily Star. "They chatted for a bit then she presented the idea of them working together again - which he jumped at. Neither track is finished yet. They only got down to business last week."
Seven years ago, Legend lent the Fugee a hand on her 1998 hit single “Everything is Everything.”
MANNIE FRESH ABORTS BABY
The end of an era has come to Cash Money with news of Mannie Fresh’s departure from the record label. The producer, who has been the label’s exclusive beat architect since its inception, tells Ozone Magazine that he has severed ties with the once-thriving enterprise, following earlier exits from artists Juvenile, B.G. and Turk.
"It's official that I'm not with [Cash Money] no more, but I'm doing my own thing," Mannie told Ozone. "It ain't a situation where we gonna be name-calling and going back and forth. It's just me maturing. It's time for me to do me. It's no bad blood."
Mannie, B.G., Turk and Wayne said that a Hot Boys reunion project is being considered, but most of the members say it is not likely to drop via Cash Money, and there is drama over whether Baby is to be invited to the party.
"Everybody wants to do it, but the fact is, they don't want [Baby] involved,” said Mannie. “That's how the whole thing came to be. They asked me if I wanted to do it, and since three of the four Hot Boys don't want Baby to have no part of the project, that's the way it's gotta happen."
Wayne, however, told Ozone: "Maybe we will do a reunion album. That's what I heard, but the boss [Baby] gotta agree on that first. They could say he's greedy or whatever, but the boss still gotta agree on that for me to do anything.
"I could say I agree and I wanna do it, but still, if he don't agree, I can't do it. And I'm the President of Cash Money Records now, so it'll have to be released under Cash Money. Baby would have to sign off on it cause he gonna have to get his too."
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL REVEAL NEW MODELS
Harlem native Bre, Cali student Ebony and Nik from the A.T.L. are among the fresh bouquet of 13 beauties vying for the title of UPN’s “America’s Next Top Model,” which begins its fifth cycle on Sept. 21.
Executive produced and hosted by Tyra Banks, the show will be based in Los Angeles again this season, but last cycle’s downtown loft has been traded in for a mansion in Bel-Air.
Nole Marin and the “world’s first supermodel” Janice Dickinson have been permanently removed from the judging panel in favor of 1960s fashion icon Twiggy and runway diva "Miss" J. Alexander. Both will join holdover judges Banks and photographer Nigel Barker.
The winner of "Top Model" scores contracts with Ford Models, Cover Girl and a fashion spread in Elle magazine. The winner will also appear on the cover of ELLEgirl with Banks.
Check out the contestants for yourself on UPN’s web site: http://www.upn.com/shows/top_model5/.
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August 18, 2005
WHAT THE FUCK...
I interrupt Grown and Sexy Week to bring you this What the Fuck Moment. Carrot Top,corny comedian,rail thin,Ronald McDonald red hair,more freckles than the ass of my Aunt Ruth living in Miami and the 1-800-collect guy,has gotten him a cute lil body.Although his face will never get a girl like me,that body is a definite improvement.Question,When the Fuck,what the Fuck and How the Fuck? Guys take note...there is no reason for you to come up to us at the bar without some abs and a little arm muscle...print these pics as a reminder of what you can achieve if you got off of your lazy asses.BEFORE

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HOLLYHOOD TODAY AUGUST 18TH
It's day 4 of Grown and Sexy Week and it's been so much fun.The talks of Porn and pics of nice asses and pretty people and pretty people with nice asses has got me feeling all tingly...down there.Here in HollyHood a girl just got shot for wearing the wrong colors...learn to match bitch or I'll do it again!
N-E-O-way,I have totally been neglecting the small population of straight guys here at the Hood and I promise that you will be pleaseD with today's edition(now what are you gonna do for me?).
Grown and Sexy Women are pics collected of celebrity women that decided to show their inner skank I mean ho I mean sex kitten to us via magzines such as King,Smooth and Stuff.On the opposite end of the spectrum HIP-HOP HONEYS,the video girl has to to put it out all on the table to get a little respect in the biz,same situations as the above celebs but different audience reactions,interesting.Gossip 2 Go features the infamous nude pic of Jude Law that promises to show that his "short comings" won't slow him down and make sure you read my answer to the age ol' question:Does Size Matter?
Feel free to check out past sex related topics I covered that you might have missed:Sometimes You Just Wanna Fuck & How to be A Good Bootie Call
Shout outs to the The Dirty Blogger Crew.I call us that because together we bring you more dirt than the bottom of Britney Spear's 4ever bare feet,more dirt than Star Jones' calves(you lost weight mama but you still look like you can't touch your toes),more scandal than her husband's PlayGirl Collection, and more humor than Jennifer Lopez's last album sales. We're gonna Boogie Tonight as we keeps it Crunk in HollyHood while Inciting a Riot.
Click those links after reading me,cuz like them...you're in the hood now baby and I'm your mayor The Honorable(and fabulous) Holiday N.
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DOES SIZE MATTER?

Journalist:Is it the size of the wand or the magic in the wand?
Janet Jackson:Can't I have a BIG MAGIC WAND?
It's the age old question I'm addressing today.Everyone and their mama literally have had this topic come up and that's what that pic represents. Does Size Matter? The answer could not be more simple...YES.
I lied it's not that simple,it really depends on the woman.Not all women are looking for that long,hard,thick,throbbing,2 hands to hold,heavy,fat, piece of...wait yall gotta give me minute........................................................................................
Okay,I'm back...not all women need that.You really have to know the kind of woman that you are dealing with,test the waters because 9 times out of 10 she's not just gonna up and tell you she's a "size queen".
The object of sex is to make an intimate connection with your partner until both of you cum,period.
If you happen to be one of those well endowed men,good but can you work it?Having a big dick doesn't just give you the "multiple orgasm pass",it just gives you more opportunities to fuck,so you guys pay attention too.
If you feel that you are leaving your woman unsatisfied due to your lack of inches,it's not over for you..you got options.Learn the art of oral,what you couldn't do with your dick,might just be achieved with your tongue.You could also do the old fashioned fingering(remember that from high school..and for some junior high?)Not that rough and crazy fingering that feels more like a GYN visit.You might have the type of woman that might enjoy something like a vibrator or dildo,don't let this crush your ego fellas,use it as an enhancement not substitute.
There are many sex positions which fit different sizes better than others..you gotta be Columbus...search and discover.Ask her where her spots are,let her guide you there...it's sex not the SAT..you could ask for the answers.
Some women get off of affection and cuddling and all that soft and pink treatment,it's all about knowing who you're fucking with.
So in conclusion,it's not the size that matters it's the research that does.Trial and error,basicly just seeing what works and what doesn't.Communication is also key,asking your partner what they want and giving them that and more is the answer to all.
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/18
THE PEROXIDE KID ANGERS AGAIN...LORD Henry Mountcharles agrees with Mariah Carey, who finds Eminem "tasteless and mean-spirited" in the words of her manager. After the rapper canceled his European tour due to "exhaustion," according to his Web site, Mountcharles, who was expecting 80,000 Irish Eminem fans at his Slane Castle on Sept. 17 for a concert, fumed to Irelandonline: "In all the years that Slane has been running, we've never been confronted by a scenario like this. I don't think the Rolling Stones or U2 would cancel a section owing to nervous exhaustion . . . I'm not very happy about what has happened . . . I think he is a stunning artist but I don't think he'll get a slot in Slane again."
HOW IS SHE SO RELEVANT?
PARIS Hilton is now so famous that she can't go out in public without being mobbed by fans, so she's taken to wearing a disguise. Sources say the hotel heir-head had a professional makeup artist spend three hours the other day transforming her with a prosthetic nose and a red wig, until she was completely unrecognizable. Then she took her two brothers to Disneyland.
SHE AIN'T NO HOLLABACKGIRL...BUT SHE IS A DIVA
Gwen Stefani leads the nominations at MTV's Video Music Awards, but don't expect the Hollaback Girl to accept any moon men she might win in person.
A Miami-based spy tells us the Grammy winner is boycotting the Aug. 28 extravaganza because MTV refused to let her perform at the show.
Neither Stefani nor her husband, rocker Gavin Rossdale, is scheduled to appear at the star-studded, Diddy-hosted event. Stefani's mouthpiece from Interscope Records told us he had no comment on the situation.
Our insider says Gwen wasn't offered one of the performing spots - now occupied by Coldplay, Shakira, Ludacris, Mariah Carey, the Killers, Kanye West, Kelly Clarkson and Green Day - but an MTV rep says things are still in flux.
"We love Gwen and we hope she will be able to join us, as we know her fans would love to see her on this big night - especially since she's heavily nominated," the network rep said.
THE BADDEST PITCH
A bidding war is about to erupt for Tionne (T-Boz) Watkins' solo album. The former TLCer was spotted at Mr. Chow's with Universal music mogul Steve Rifkind and Tone of Trackmasters, who were making their pitches.Now if there could just be a bidding match with her hair stylists to change the same style she's had since 95,I'd care about this piece of info.
NOT ALL QUITTERS ARE LOSERS
The “American Idol” contestant who decided to leave the competition rather than be forced into the show’s mandatory management contract with “Idol” producers, has reportedly signed a lucrative record deal with Clive Davis’ J Records and is currently in the studio working on new tracks, reports Fox.com.
Had Vazquez stayed and won the competition, he would have landed on J Records anyway as part of the winner’s prize package, but the ironclad management contract with 19 Entertainment and Simon Fuller would’ve come along with it.
Fox.com is reporting that the record deal will be announced sometime after Labor Day.
According to Fox, Vazquez will be managed by the legendary Arnold Steifel, the man who steered Rod Stewart's career for over 30 years.
WHO WANTS A G-UNIT CHAIN!!!
50 cent will sign anybody.My lil cousin found a contract in her Cheerios,she's the latest G-Unit member now.
Mase tells MTV News that he's looking to leave Bad Boy and head over to teh G-Unit crew. "When I came back to Bad Boy, they didn't want me to go where I wanted to go [with the music]," he said about the content of his comeback LP, last year's 'Welcome Back'. "They wanted me to do what was safe for them. I had to pretty much sabotage myself. Everybody knows who I am. I ain't going to be 50. I ain't gonna be Usher, but right in between." Read more, including Sean 'Diddy' Combs' reaction to the news, here.
CAUTION NUDE FRONTAL PIC OF JUDE LAW AHEAD AND IT'S NOT PRETTY
Nude photos of Jude, which were taken days ago outside his mother's home in France as he changed into a swimsuit, hit the Internet yesterday and the feedback hasn't been kind. "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure," cracked one unimpressed viewer. When Page Six tried to get Jude's rep to discuss his client's "puny package" (they are sooo naughty!), the rep scoffed: "Oh, please! The guy is on vacation in France with his kids. People need to give him a little bit of a break." I'm sorry to see poor Jude having such a "hard" time lately.It's alright Jude I saw the Seinfeld episode on Shrinkage.(photo courtesy of jossip.com)
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GROWN AND SEXY WOMEN
Ok, so I may get a really nasty e-mail from some feminist chick telling me how my site exploits women and that's ridiculous...I exploit men too.Honestly though,I absolutely love beautiful things,people,art, clothes and I love to share them on my blog.
The women on this post are selling sex big time and the men are eating it up.From FHM to STUFF to SMOOTH Magazines...the stars have decided to let it all hang out and these magazines are the messengers.Take a look and enjoy,hate, whatever,but don't deny that these women look Grown and fucking Sexy.
SMOOTH CALENDAR GIRLS

JENNIFER LOPEZ

NICOLE RITCHIE

BRANDY

LIL KIM

MYA

GABRIELLE UNION

STACEY DASH

JESSICA ALBA

MARIAH

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HIP HOP HONEYS
Hip-Hop has long been called the right hand in setting women back 100 years.Be that as it may,sex sells and since men rule the world,we are going to have to face these provacative images in our videos,commercials,cereal boxes...wherever.Although they don't have that quiet seductive sex appeal of the women in the previous post,I personally think the women are very sexy in that skanky,trifling,stank kind of way.Hate em' love em' whatever, but you can't deny them..their worked out bodies and most times attractive faces have just been stepping stones to bigger careers.Look at former Playmate Pamela Anderson and the ever popular Karrine Steffans.ESTHER-can best be remembered from Petey Pablo's Freek-a-Leek (view video here)

GLORIA VELEZ- A HIP HOP FAVE,CAN BE SEEN IN SUCH CLASSICS AS JA RULE'S HOLLA HOLLA AND JAY-Z'S BIG PIMPIN

MELYSSA FORD-now the host of BET's style is the hottie with the body(not face) that can be seen in videos such as Usher's Yeah and Mystika's Shake it Fast.

SARA PICKETT-Can be seen in Sean Paul's I'm Still In Love

Ki-Toy Johnson-and her big sculpted ass can be seen in I Like the Way You Move by Big Boi

Buffie"The Body"Caruth-Miss ass herself brings at least 300 new visitors to my site a day to take a peek at the Meet Buffie Post I did last month.(view post here). She can be seen in Tony YaYo's So Seductive video.

HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
August 17, 2005
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE TODAY
It's day 3 of Grown and Sexy Week...loving it?..no?Well get your own blog sweetie.N-E-O-way,it's a fabulous day in HollyHood..we're having Kool-Aid Mimosas.Today I brought you the conclusion of my interview with Big D,male escort extraordinaire along with links to parts 1 & 2. Porn 2 Be Wild covered the bios of some of the nation's biggest porn stars.I also wrote about one of my fave foreplay acts in Let's Get Blown and yet another Model Citizen and of course gossip gossip gossip 2 go.
Put on your designer best and dust off those raggedy Timbs cuz that's the outfit of the day and you're in the hood now baby!
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LET'S GET BLOWN
When I first started having sex I remember being so fucking appalled when a guy asked me to go down on him."Nice girls don't do that","that's gay",or "that's nasty" were three phrases guys heard on the regular from me.I remember hearing that it's like sucking a lollipop.i don't recall lollipos being 8 inches long thick and ejaculating.There was one drunken night when I was a little bit more loose feeling I was "talked" into doing it and it wasn't as bad as I thought it was.I remember telling my girls about it and it turned out they've been on the pipe for a while.T.M.I.? Too bad.N- E- O way, going down is something like what porn used to be, hush hush and taboo but is now coming out(or should I say going in)the mouths of mainstream.I remember having a gay friend of mine teaching me and my girls how to properly do it(with dildos of various sizes)it sounds crazy,but ladies if you have a guy that likes it done and you're not doing it right,or worse,not at all...he's gonna get it elsewhere..TRUST.
Nobody's saying you have to be a porn star,but you better hold that mic and sing like your ass is Mariah fuckin Carey.
Fellas you are not excluded from this..I only give head to get head.Like my girl Kim said"No licky licky no sticky sticky".Guys never wanna admit to doing it..but they do it..especially if you tell them that you'll reciprocate.I like my men to go down like it's the movie Titanic and you're searching for survivors...and don't come up till I'm singing "My Heart Will go On"
This act could be even more pleasurable for everybody if you just spice it up somehow.It's up to you how freaky or vanilla plain you want it go.
Foods are sexy when added to the mix,chocoalte syrup,ice cream,even flavored lubricants are okay.Don't be afraid to ask for and recieve what you want..sex is 2 people( well,sometimes).
Okay I know that mouths are wide open off of the fact that i went there and wrote an article about giving head...now see if you just kept your mouth open for your partner,this article would not have been needed would it?
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/17
WHERE DEM' DOLLARS AT?50 CENT stands accused of stiffing the hundreds of dancers who jiggled their moneymakers in his video for "Outta Control," featuring Mobb Deep. One disgruntled dancer, who appears as an extra in the video shot at Avalon nightclub on June 27, tells us she has yet to receive the $100 check promised to her. "All the dancers are always running into each other at auditions," she said, "and we're always asking each other, 'Did you get paid yet?' If this was a group starting out, that'd be one thing, but you don't expect this with 50 Cent." The rapper's rep did not return calls.
WHEN HOs ATTACK
Just days after talk show host Tyra Banks got into it with industry “pro”-turned-author Karrine Steffans over her tell-all book, “Confessions of a Video Vixen,” another TV host has stepped forward to question Steffans’ motives behind exposing her numerous celebrity sexcapades.
While Canadian-born model and BET host Melyssa Ford, like Steffans, has benefited from starring in hip hop and R&B videos, Ford says Steffans’ dirt-dishing road to recognition – outlined in her book – is where the buck needs to stop.
“Her motivation for doing videos was for a stepping stone to become bigger in the entertainment industry [and] to be promiscuous,” Ford told AllHipHop.com. “The fact that her story is being sensationalized right now sends a real bad message to little girls.”
Ford says she was able to sidestep many of the situations and poor decisions Steffans described in her book.
“I try to project a good message to the young girls, that you can use videos as stepping-stone if you do it the right way,” Ford told the web site. “You just look at it as a job as a paycheck. You know don’t fraternize with the artist after hours or in the trailer. Don’t make passes at the directors or the producers. Do what you are asked to do, but respect yourself at the same time. Maintain that level of etiquette and respect and you will have longevity in this industry.”
DESTINY'S ADOPTED CHILD?
As the era of Destiny’s Child continues to wind down toward a September demise, members Beyonce Knowles, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams are preparing for life beyond the group. According to recent reports, Beyonce’s future will definitely include children – if she can get past the whole giving birth part.
Beyonce and Michelle, who were in the delivery room to support Beyonce’s little sister Solange when she gave birth last October, said they were unsettled by the whole experience.
"We were all in the delivery room when Solange gave birth and we were so freaked out,” Michelle said, according to Female First. “I remember Beyoncé saying, 'I ain't having no baby!'"
But Knowles has since changed her mind.
"It's a strange thing - once the baby's born, you go from never wanting a child to wanting one of your own. I've never felt that amount of emotion before," she said.
Meanwhile, Kelly will embark on a mission to pack some pounds onto her rail-thin frame…in all the right places, of course. Her goal is to be as bootilicious as Beyonce.
"I eat to try and get hips like hers,” she said. “Today I had three grilled cheese sandwiches."
Beyonce countered: "There's nothing wrong with being what you are. I'll always have hips and thighs - you've got to learn to love yourself.”
KANYE NEEDS HIS "WHITE GIRL"
(FROM ALLHIPHOP)
Kanye is on a radio tour of Canada. He was being interviewed on Toronto's “only” Urban Radio Station Flow 93.5 FM, but he had some issues with their policies of editing his songs. The interview suddenly got political. Kanye insisted to the program director that they stop censoring his songs. For example Kanye said the station beeped out the term “White girl” on his "Gold Digger" song, yet allowed the word "a**" to be heard. As he talked, I heard he was continuously cut off and prevented from speaking fully, from what I was told. I heard that Flow’s DJ Hollywood Rich found that quite funny. But, Kanye didn’t. He tossed his headset and rolled. For my Canadians, nobody knows if Kanye will make a scheduled autograph signing. Incidentally, I have been hearing that Kanyeezie has been having the same issues with other cable outlets in America that play his video. Why are people scared of a lil’ “White girl?”
MADONNA,HORSES ARE FOR LADIES
Madonna got knocked off her high horse yesterday and wound up in the hospital with three cracked ribs, a busted collarbone and a broken hand.
The superstar was celebrating her 47th birthday by riding a new mount on the grounds of her country estate outside London when she took the nasty spill.
"She was clearly in agony and in floods of tears," one source told London's Daily Mirror.
Her husband, filmmaker Guy Ritchie, and her two children, 8-year-old Lourdes and 5-year-old Rocco, were on the grounds but not riding with her.The details of her tumble were unclear, but the owner of a London riding school where she took lessons said switching to an unfamiliar beast may have been a mistake.Madonna must be getting old,she used to be able to ride anything.
THE OTHER BLONDE DIVA IS EXHAUSTED
Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has canceled his European tour dates.The shows are not expected to be rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label late Tuesday (August 16).Eminem was due to headline the European leg of the Anger Management 3 tour, which begins September 1 in Hamburg, Germany, and wraps up September 17 in Meath, Ireland.The rapper's spokesperson had no more information on Em's medical status or whether the tour would continue on with 50 Cent as headliner. 50 and G-Unit headlined some concerts this summer on off nights from Anger Management (see "50 Cent To Keep Rapping On Anger Management's Off Days").(Click for photos from the Anger Management Tour.)In an interview backstage at a recent tour stop, Eminem said he put a lot of effort into planning the tour (see "Eminem: 'I'm Not Retiring' "). "We spent a lot of money, we really anteed up the stakes this time," he said. "We know that people are coming to not just see us get onstage and rap, they're coming to see a show."It's been a bit of a rough ride, however, for the third installment of Anger Management. A tour bus crashed during the first week and seriously injured Eminem's DJ (see "Anger Management Tour Bus Crashes; Stat Quo, Eminem's DJ Among Those Injured"). And last week, Young Buck and Lloyd Banks were arrested for gun possession after a New York show (see "Young Buck, Lloyd Banks Arrested For Gun Possession").
BUTCH CASSIDY
Rapper Cassidy can face a trial on a third-degree murder charge, but not first-degree murder, for allegedly taking part in an ambush that left one person dead, a judge ruled Tuesday.
Authorities allege that Cassidy, whose real name is Barry Reese, was one of several men who riddled a van with gunfire as it headed down a side street behind the rapper's home in the West Oak Lane neighborhood on April 15. The van was fired upon at least 30 times by four different guns including assault rifles, authorities said.
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TRUE HOLLYHOOD STORY PART 3
PARTS 1 & 2Big D-My mental?My mental used to be so fucked up...until
Me-Until?
Big D-Sorry there was this UPS guy outside
Me-I love them
Big D-Me too,we should have 3some
Me-You can't afford me
Big D-LOLOLOL
Me-Until?
Big D-Until it came to me,I was on the road to self hatred and drugs because I was living what I considered a fucked up life and then it just hit me..it's just a job...fucking,sucking,and all that other shit is just my job.
Me-so what position do you play sexually?
Big D-I love having sex and when I'm dating someone on the romantic tip I give them all of me,but when it comes to escorting I'm a top.I mean I used to do it all but I mean by doing that,what's special when it comes to me and mines fucking?
Me-So are you seeing someone right now?
Big D-Yup.He's a really good guy.Very understanding,he knows me,and sees through all my bullshit.Cool as fuck.
Me-Awww D...you in love?
Big D- Maybe.I believe that love is kinda strange..it changes and if you or your partner can't keep up with the changes..it's over.That's why I'd always prefer having really great friends..that love almost never changes,you never feel insecure,there's nothing to hide.
Me-Have you ever really liked a client?
Big D-lustfully yeah.But like I said it's a job.
Me-So you have female clients?
Big D-Yup,but they are older women that wanna show me off..the white people like to show me off but the black people make every arrangement to make sure my ass is never seen.
Me-How do clients find you?
Big D-It's word of mouth,I used to have a website...but I don't have any new clients...my regualrs pay me enough to live the way I want.
Me-What was the most you ever made?
Big D-A diamond dealer had me staying in his Antigua home for the whole summer,well July and August and he never showed up.Every week he paid me for another week telling me he was going t be there soon...he was stuck in Africa on business.
Me- That's hot.I know there heas to be some horror stories too.
Big D-Of course baby.There was a time when I was with this client and he went into the bathroom to wash up and came out high as hell and started to beat the shit out of me saying that I made him gay,he's a boxer...and no it's not Mike Tyson so tell your readers to pick up their jaws.
Me-Damn,did you press charges?
Big D-No,it's part of my whole reason why I have so many high profile clients is because I keep my mouth shut..I will never write a book and this is the only interview I will ever do.
Me-How long do you think you'll be doing this?
Big D-I actually have a plan and in another year I'll be retiring my dick from the biz.
Me-Good,I want you stop so we can do St. Tropez or chill in Australia,and I'm gonna find you a nice lil lover...watch.
Big D-You swear?I really want to.I wanna enjoy life...I feel so old and I'm only 26.
Me-I promise.So what's your plans?
Big D-I'm saving to buy me the house I rent out here.I'm gonna start a business or 2.You need to lend me your daddy's financial people.
Me-What would you wanna say to all the people that are thinking they might wanna try escorting?
Big D-This is my story and I've been lucky to meet some great contacts and live a very comfortable life doing this shit...it ain't for everybody..it's a very lonely,dangerous,and soul selling business.People have been raped,killed,all kinds of shit.Shit,be like Trump or Oprah why would somebody wanna be like me?
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HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
August 16, 2005
PORN TO BE WILD

Porn used to be a huge taboo back in the day and now due to hip hop and rock videos(some have even directed their own),the names of porn stars have hit the mainstream,yup everybody from Lil' Johnny in RedNeckVille to C-Loc in the projects knows who Jenna Jameson is.
I personally love porn.From the tacky music to the poor writing,the sound of ass cheeks clapping to the slurp slurp sound,I'm one of those women that gets off from good porn.Here's a couple of the superstars of porn right now.
LEXINGTON STEELE OR LEX STEELE-

ranks as one of the most popular men working at the dawn of the new millennium. Bald, bold and built, Lexington's square-jawed good looks and reliable tool have made him one of the busiest men in the biz. Lexington hails originally from the East Coast, and was working as a model in New York City when he was approached to pose for some adult layouts. His obvious talents got him noticed by video producers, and he ended up shooting a couple of videos while still in Manhattan.450 videos later,Lexington is still one of the biggest(pun intended)porn stars out right now.
HEATHER HUNTER-

The steamiest sex scenes ever captured on adult films have to go to Heather Hunter. She has done things with her body only a gymnast could handle. She's also one of the most popular adult film stars of the 20th century as well as the most popular black adult film star in the world.She has been in the adult film industry for an ironic thirteen years.
OWEN HAWK-

one of the stars of gay porn.Here's a litle about him in his own words:I wanted to be a pornstar since I first knew what porn was. It was always my fantasy to have people watch me fuck and to record in on tape. The whole process of posing nude and fucking in front of cameras has always turned me on. My first movie was Manplay 8, for Titan, back when I had Mohawk. Very recently I started my own production company in New York City with two friends, our first release will be ready shortly, and can be previewed on the website: http://www.darkalleymedia.com/
A native Bostonian by birth, I grew up very near to Fenway park and I have been a huge Red Sox fan ever since I was a kid. I went to college in Washington DC and got my degree in English last May. Besides porn I work as a go-go boy in the East Village of Manhattan. My favorite shows are Futurama, The Amazing Race, Six Feet Under, the Golden Girls, and Absolutely Fabulous. My favorite authors and writers are Toni Morrison, Michel Foucault, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez, John Rechy, Alice Munro’s short stories, and some poetry of T.S. Elliot’s and Emily Dickinson.
TIGER TYSON-

is definitely a pioneer in the world of Hip-Hop Gay Porn.With his devilish bad boy looks and that big ass dick,Tiger is a fave among the 30 and under.
BRIAN PUMPER-


is the young hip hop flavored heart throb of straight porn.His good looks from head to umm his other head and willingness to make sure his women leave satisfied(and walking funny) has made Mr. Pumper quite the porn money maker.Definitely a fave of yours truly.(he's also the guy in the firt photo with his dick in his hand )
JENNA JAMESON-

is one of the highest paid porn stars ever.with her huge merchandising sales and video sales,Jenna's made millions of dollars in the world of Porn.Jenna got her start in adult entertainment at age 17, when she landed a job as a dancer at Las Vegas' Crazy Horse Too strip club. Although the club rejected her at first because she was still wearing braces, they relented after she removed them herself with a pair of pliers. It was Jenna's first boyfriend, a Las Vegas tattoo artist, who introduced her to the world of porn. While one imagines that stripping couldn't have come easy to the underage Jenna (who landed her first dancing gigs with the help of a fake I.D.), within a few months she had become an expert, often pulling in as much as $2,000 a night. Sadly, most of the time Jenna spent working in Las Vegas was a blur for her. What began as recreational drug use became a full-blown addiction, and soon Jenna was into everything from acid to speed to methamphetamine. At 18, Jenna moved to California to reunite with her father, who helped her get clean and sober. She began taking steps towards her career and by age 20, with her father's blessing, she had appeared in men's magazines such as Hustler,Penthouse and Cheri.
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
HOLLYHOOD TODAY
HEY ERRRRBODY,How was your Monday?Great.Anyaway,Today's the second day of Grown and Sexy Week here at HollyHood Blogazine and things started off bootieful with my little tribute to the male celebrity ass,from Usher to Marlon Wayans there's a little something for everybody(well not if you're a straight guy) ok ladies!
Part 2 of my interview with my friend and real life male gigolo Big D continues with a link to part 1 if you missed it.Gorgeous Brazillian model,Bruno Santos graces my Model Citizen column.And don't forget my gossip 2 go.Also do not forget to check out the comical 10 ways to know you can't fuck.
Go put on some slow jams and light a candle and then let yourself out cuz I have a date coming over.You wanted it and here you are, welcome you're in da hood now baby
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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU CAN'T FUCK
So you think that your sex is completely A-game huh? Sure we all do,but how could you know for sure.Well I've came up with 10 ways to help you figure out if your sex is what wet dreams are made of or should you get to know that left hand a little better.Here's 10 ways to know you can't fuck.1-If you call your bootie call over and he/she brings Scrabble.
2-If your girlfriend claims it's her time of the month twice a week.
3-If after sex you ask your partner if they came and they say..."today?"
4-If while you were pounding your heart out,you failed to notice that your partner went to get a drink of water.
5-If you thought a clitoris was a dinosaur.
6-If your partner ever asked could their ex show you something.
7-If your condoms always seem to expire..
8-If you're rich and still can't get none
9-If your partner always wants to have 3somes and then closes the bedroom door in your face.
10-If you ask your partner is in? and he or she replies"does it matter?"
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GOSSIP 2 GO 8/16
WHEN "PEROXIDE BOY" ATTACKSMARIAH Carey is angry and hurt that Eminem has been playing private voice-mail messages she left for him in 2001 to audiences of his "Anger Management" tour.
During one "scene" in his concerts, Eminem is talking to the audience when Carey's song, "We Belong Together," comes on.
Eminem berates the deejay and then Carey's messages start to play. "I heard you were getting back with your ex-wife," she says. "Why won't you see me? Why won't you call me? You're not calling me . . ."
As the messages play, Eminem pretends to vomit into a prop toilet and then launches into his song, "Puke," which has lines like, "You make me sick."
Pals of Carey say Eminem's anger toward the beautiful diva stems from the winter of 2001, when she asked for his help on her "Charmbracelet" album. Eminem claims they had an affair, which she denies.
Eminem was annoyed when Carey wrote a song about their relationship on the album which noted: "You should have never intimated we were lovers. I gotta break it to you delicately — who's gonna love you when it's over? Who's gonna care?"
Eminem hit back in 2002, telling Rolling Stone the two had a brief affair and added: "On the whole personal level, I'm not really feeling it. I just don't like her as a person." A friend of the diva fumed to the Post yesterday: "First of all, that is not her voice on the 'messages' played in the concert — it is an imposter! She is considering suing him for defamation. They did hang out, but it was Eminem who followed her around.
"He became obsessed with her," Carey's pal continued, "showing up everywhere . . . She thought he was a friend. She thought hanging out with him was fun, but then he wanted to take it further, and she said no. She never slept with him and he felt rejected and scorned and got very angry."
Carey's manager, Benny Medina, said: "While we appreciate Eminem as an artist, lately his work has seemed tasteless and unnecessarily mean-spirited. The public seems to agree — just look at his declining record and concert ticket sales."
Eminem's rep declined comment, but we won't be surprised if he makes his own statement at the Video Music Awards on Aug. 28.
MARTHA FUCKER
IT'S not possible for Martha Stewart to keep everyone happy. A woman claiming to be a disgruntled worker at Stewart's Bedford estate called yesterday to claim that "morale is extremely low" among the two dozen cooks, maids, gardeners and maintenance men working there. "There's no health insurance and no retirement benefits, and now she has canceled the Poland Spring contract, so we don't even get free water," said our source. "All this while she bought herself an Aston Martin and a French bulldog." Stewart's spokeswoman declined to comment.
NEVER TOO MUCH LOVE FOR LUTHER
More details are trickling out of the J. Records camp regarding its anticipated project, “So Amazing: An All-Star Tribute To Luther Vandross." Due Sept. 20, the album celebrates the music of the late R&B icon through covers of his classic hits from such artists as Alicia Keys, Celine Dion, Fantasia and Usher.
"No one had ever heard of anyone that sounded like Luther," says Mary J. Blige, who puts her spin on the Vandross classic "Never Too Much." "No one heard anyone that brought that much soul," she tells Billboard.
In a posthumous duet, Elton John sings the Burt Bacharach/Hal David song "Anyone Who Had a Heart" alongside the original vocals Vandross recorded for his 1986 Epic Records album "Give Me the Reason." In an intriguing choice, Wyclef Jean puts his stamp on Luther’s "Always and Forever."
Keys and Jermaine Paul tackle "If This World Was Mine," while Dion reworks Luther’s "Dance With My Father," the title track of the album released in 2003, shortly after he suffered a debilitating stroke. Vandross died on July 1, 2005 of complications from the stroke. He was 54.
The J Records tribute also features Aretha Franklin singing "A House Is Not a Home," Patti LaBelle belting "Here and Now" and Beyoncé covering the title track.
Others featured on the tribute include Jamie Foxx ("Creepin"), Donna Summer ("Power of Love"), Fantasia ("Till My Baby Comes Home"), John Legend ("Love Won’t Let Me Wait") Usher (“Superstar”) and Babyface ("If Only For One Night").
KARRINE GOES TO COLLEGE
Best-selling author E. Lynn Harris has prepared his curriculum for Creative Writing and African American Non-Fiction at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville and among the required reading assignments for his students is 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' by KARRINE STEFFANS.
"I will be teaching Karrine's book because I think it's a cautionary tale that my students will relate to," Harris told me. "I always like to pick books that young people are reading because I have a lot of student athletes and try to make them realize how much fun reading is."
Harris will likely land on the bestseller's list again when his newest book, 'I Say A Little Prayer,' is released in February 2006. In the meantime, the sought-after author is developing his tome 'Invisible Life' into a stage play and readying a film adaptation of the book.
WHO IS HE??
What newly crowned A-list actor faked a public romance at the recommendation of his mega-movie star pal? Sources say the black beauty on the arm of said actor was set up to give the impression that he was "really into black women," when in reality he was sleeping with his steady "Orange County Special." What's an "Orange County Special?" That's apparently his term for the blonde white woman from Orange County, Calif. he really likes to date.
THE NEW TOMMY LEE SHOW
I am so looking forward to that new Tommy Lee show Tommy Goes to the Clinic,I think it's bold, it's neccessary,it's..oh shit..it's called Tommy Lee Goes to College? Oh that's corny.
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I AIN'T NEVER SEEN AN ASS LIKE THAT...
One of my personal favorite body parts on a man is a nice juicy ass.I love grabbing,spanking and holding on to for dear life(during some really rough sex) a nice plump ass.Guys have been writing songs about women's asses since the 90's,men have asses too,where's that song.It's just something about the way a guy walks when he's got 2 round mucular cheeks just bouncing in his pants with each step he takes.Won't you join me in viewing some celebrity booties.Sorry straight guys(do any read this blog?LOL) but this one's for the ladies and the boys that sleep with boys.Being the male ass expert that I am,I plan to bring you my commentary on the booties I brought upon us.
BORIS KODJOE-model/actor-has the classic bootie for a man his size and build.It's muscular and at the same time juicy,I'm guessing each cheek is about two 1/2 handfuls big and the bounce factor is minimal.

BRAD PITT-classic good looks with a bootie to match.It's not obscene but it's very cute and round just the same.

USHER-loves to show off his good side.I call this kind of bootie,The West Side Story.The perfect W that the ass makes,almost gives it the appearance of smiling.I know I am.(in the pic with the pink boxers,the boxers were so baggy that when he stepped on to the limo...photographer's got an eye full.

EMINEM-another exhibitionist.And for a white guy he definitely brings a lot of meat to the table.It's really a big juicy booty,2 snaps for Em. He has what I call long and strong...if you look at the length it seems to has a nice curve.

MARLON WAYANS-has what I call surprise bootie.for such a skinny guy who wears such baggy clothing,when he whips that ass out it's always a shock to see that big ol' thing make it's appearance.I remember at the MTV VMA's when he mooned the crowd,you could hear the whole audience gasp.Perfection.

????-I don't know who these guys are and they are not celebs...but dammit they should be!Look how the shoulders are wide which goes to a small waist and then BOOM.. ass.
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TRUE HOLLYHOOD STORY (PART 2)
(PART 1)Big D-Well, I had made some alright money doing the photo shoots and I noticed that the guys that went a step further in their shoots made more money.
Me-What do you mean by going a step further?
Big D-It's like you're having sex and going through all the motions but the photographer stops you to get a position for a shot,to get different lightings,and then the money shots(the ejaculation shots).So,me being young and greedy,I decided to sell my soul and go that route.
Me-Why do you say sell your soul?Does it feel like that?
Big D-I did,we do.I don't think there is a physical devil that asks you for your soul,the devil comes in the form of opportunities.It's the moment when you're faced with doing some shit you know is wrong and you decide to do it...you sold a piece of your soul.I don't think I have any pieces left lol.
Me-That's deep D,and it's sad.
Big D-It's true.So anyway,I started doing the porn photo shoots and making a couple of dollars doing that.I really hated that shit.There was a bunch of druggies taking X and and a whole bunch of other shit and these were n****s I would never ever no ever never look at let alone fuck.
So I called my manager and told him I quit.
Me-Everything?
Big D-Yup.I was tired of that bullshit.So my manager suggested that that I give escorting a try.He said that the clientele was pre-screened and with my looks and ability to be homeboy when I wanted and be the ultimate college type kid I could make some real money.
Me-When I met you you were not homeboy at all,we spoke about art and shit.
Big D- LOL...I remember that,for some reason I told you all my business that night.
Me-So D,what was your first experience escorting like?
Big D- Before I answer that I answer that i just wanna say that we all are escorts,just in different ways.A professional ho is just honest about it.
Me-You know you gotta explain that.
Big D-Anybody that has a job that is not their own business is being pimped by their employers.The lady that wants money or whateva from their boyfriend or husband so she's being really sweet,or cooks him his favorite meal,or even gives up the ass is prostituting.Groupies.Flirting your way into a party or out of a ticket.We all have done or are doing some sort of escorting...period.
Me-well...you are so much like Karrine it's crazy.
Big D-I know that's your girl but she is a wreck,she needs to stop.She wanna sit up here and like she's done with that life for good and me and you know better,bitch bye.
Me-No comment.So I repeat,tell me about your first escorting experience?
Big D-My manager's brother ran the escort place and it was about 20 guys all good looking all different types.We filled out some forms filled with things we were willing to do,not do,might do.It was cool because we had classes where we learned how to escort properly...lol.We had social classes,we had group sessions where we discussed our problems,we learned about sex things like golden showers,s&m,toys,all kinds of shit..
Me-You went to Ho school?
Big D-LOL...So after you completed a certain amount of classes your pictures were taken and you were matched with guys that wanted to be with you and we read their bios and decided if we wanted them.The management got 30% of everything.I charged what I thought was an outrageous price because I figured that I would get rich people that way.The first guy I chose was an older guy,he was about 45 and he was attractive,and he just wanted someone to be his workout buddy and come home to shower with him 3x a week.What's funny is we didn't speak at the gym we just worked out,and the only thing he used to say at his house was like you wanna towelor could he wash my back or could I wash his.After the 30% was taken out I made about 1400 a week.This other client I had was somebody in the record business like a manager or something and he got me for a rapper.He wasn't that famous but he was known in the rap world..very cute very thugged out.I used to meet him at different hotels and we would fuck and sometimes he wanted to watch me and somebody else,a girl sometimes or a guy.
He was mad cool and he would always gimme something extra like some free clothes,concert tickets,cd's.One time we were in the lobby leaving the hotel and we ran into a couple of his boys and some strippers checking in.He got petro and I stepped in and said yo..maybe I'll go back upsatirs and make sure the bitches don't steal nothing,there wasn't any bitches but I went upstairs and spent the night in the room.The next time his manager called for me he said that the rapper was so fuckin happy that I did that shit cuz he knows that I can be trusted and stay cool.He told other people that got down in the industry about me and I was hitting the road sometimes,I was flown in,I was bought fly shit.I was told to act like I was somebody's cousin,friend from the hood,manager,asst,.I guess because I could pass for straight n****s loved me.
Me-Damn...how much money did you make?
Big D-I started off 500-600 an hr and then it just started becoming a flat rate.Like ok you want me to fly to D.C. so you could fuck me while your boy watches that's $6,000 plus my travel and hotel.At that point I didn't need my agency anymore so I was keeping all the money.
Me-So what's like the timeframe of all of this?
Big D-From the moment I started to the point where I was a free agent was 3 years.I went from just enough to have nice clothes and a few trips,to buying my second car and my first condo.Life was good.
Me-How were you mentally though?
To be continued.Carpal Tunnel doesn't go well with my new fall clothes.
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
August 15, 2005
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE TODAY

Well,after taking a weekend break from fashion blogging I have decided to devote this week to something I'm also very knowledgeable about...SEX. So welcome to my GROWN AND SEXY WEEK here at HollyHood Blogazine.I plan on being explicit at times,and isn't that what sex is?
Just the mere mention of Sex evokes a feeling in some people,some are comfortbale talking about it and some are really cringing that I'm doing a week of this. Relax, I promise to keep it entertaining and your blushing down to a minimum ok? Like really good sex, I'm gonna start slow and and ease it in slowly as the week progresses.
Today,I started off with a little foreplay with Model Citizen.I had the chance to interview a friend of mine that I consider the male Karrine Steffans(the video vixen) in the orgasmic True HollyHood Story. Of course I kept you wet and lubricated with my Gossip 2 Go. I'm sure you'll like the way I go down on you with my tips on being more sexy.
It's not the size of the blog,it's what you do with it and I'm not stopping until you come...to the conclusion that You're in the hood now baby...and I'm the trojan magnum of this shit!!
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
I WANNA SEX...YOU UP
If you're like most people that encounter me(either in life or blog) I'm sure you've thought to yourself "why is this chick so sexy?" or better yet "how can I be as sexy as Miss Holiday N.?" and the answer is simple...you can't.Sweeties I was sexy in all of my past lives so don't feel bad.The good news is,I can give you few pointers on upping your sex appeal just a little bit.1- Create an element of danger
That little bit of mystery mixed with unpredictablity is definitely a turn on.You want people to feel your presence when you walk in a room.If you have this appeal, you play by your own rules. You don't take shit from anyone.Hence,the whole bad boy/bad girl thing that everyone loves.
ALLEN IVERSON-the forever bad boy,just the tatoos alone give him that can't bring him home to mama look.

2- Play up your physical attributes
If you have a good ass, a good chest, strong arms... then show them off. Not that you need the six-pack abs and chiseled physique, but stay in shape with some jogging or weight training -- it's always a good thing.
If people compliment you on your lips,keep em moist and luscious,eyes keep them clear bright and big,smile keep teeth healthy and white.Play up various body parts with fashion(tight where you want to show it off and loose where you'd like to play it down.)
ANGELINA JOLIE- is known for her alluring demeanor and definitely is a master at playing up that gorgeous mug,those eyes and lips are more than her trademark they are reasons to become lesbian.

3- Be well-groomed
Nobody wants a funky somebody coming at us asking for our attention.
Just the fact that you care about yourself enough to work on your look gives you what marketing people would called "added value." If you believe you're worth the extra effort in front of the mirror, potential dates are all the more likely to believe you're worth looking at. Just don't go so far that you look too manicured or you'll be seen as a narcissist or even if you're not...gay.
If it works for you, then the two- or three-day stubble might give you that bad boy look women love. Good cologne used sparingly goes a long way on a man. Have trimmed and clean nails. Keep your hands moisturized (women appreciate this). Keep your clothes wrinkle-free.
Ladies,glam it up sometimes..not hoochie.Take a page from the women of old Hollywood and give them sex APPEAL,put on some subtle yet seductive make-up sometimes,give into that drama look once in a while..give him the hair,the nails,a little bit of skin,and some heels..c'mon use your inner EVE and seduce him.
DAVID BECKHAM-The European equal to Michael Jordan is known for his impeccable style and metrosexual ways.

4- Let your sense of humor show
Don't we love a sense of humor?It's one of the things(after being stunned by my gorgeousness)that attracts men to me. Be quick. Be witty. Be clever. And be elusive. A sense of humor is perfect for keeping the conversation moving. Remember to be light with your humor. No joking about "downer" topics or being too self-effacing. When possible, use your sense of humor to tease them.Women(men too)love this.
WILL SMITH-was considered sexy before he buffed himself into big Willie.His sense of humor definitely made women laugh right out of their panties.

5- Do the cool, confident thing
You want people to listen when you talk and care about your opinion. You need to show confidence. There's no greater aphrodisiac. Stay in control, there's nothing you can't handle. And don't get caught up in petty squabbles. Be the "bigger" man consistently. Furthermore, speak in a clear, deep voice. Men are given a deep register, use it more.
You need to be comfortable in your own skin; proud of your look, your social skills and your posture.This will definitely send clear signals to the potential date that you are somebody to be desired.
P.DIDDY-is not the most attractive man in the world,but he gives off such an air of power and confidence that we can't help but fall for the hype.

Here's a quote for you:
Sex appeal is 10% of what you have,and 90% of what they think you have. Remember That!!
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
GOSSIP TO GO 8/15
USH WANTS THAT DIDDY MONEYUSHER wants to take a page out of Jay-Z and Sean Combs' book and become an executive. The soulful singer cornered Warner Music honcho Steve Stoute at Vibe editor in chief Mimi Valdes' dinner party at the Maritime Hotel last week. He told Stoute he's moving to New York and "wants to really concentrate on playing a more executive role and not just be an artist," our source says. Also at the party were Sylvia Rhone, Jay-Z, Andre Harrell, Kevin Liles and Chris Chambers.
WITH A NAME LIKE BUSHNELL..YOU KNOW THE SEX WILL BE GOOD
The popular HBO series' creator, Darren Star, has snatched up the rights to "Lipstick Jungle," the latest book by Candace Bushnell (above), two months before it even hits shelves. Star, who's now working on "Kitchen Confidential" for Fox, is said to be adapting "Lipstick Jungle" for a TV show that will be like "Sex" but have older characters. It's the story of three powerful New York women — a fashion editor, a fashion designer and a producer — and their love lives. Production should start next year.
WILLIE WONKA CARTER?
The New York Post hears that Jay-Z is spending $750,000 for 500 platinum key invites made by Jacob the Jeweler for $1,500 each to the grand opening party of his 15,000-square-foot, 40/40 Club in Atlantic City on October 18th. Each key will have a number to be placed on a roulette wheel provided by Caesars Hotel/Casino, with the winner getting a Mercedes Benz TL.
LIL KIM ON FIRE
Lil' Kim has officially released "Lighters Up" as her debut single from her upcoming album, The Naked Truth. The reggae-flavored single finds the hip-hop diva singing as well as rapping (briefly) in Spanish. Kim's latest album will hit stores in September. The Naked Truth, includes production by ex-boyfriend Scott Storch (Toni Braxton, 50 Cent, Jessica Simpson) 7 Aurelius (Tamia, Ashanti), Kanye West, and newcomers Fred Wreck, Spyder, and Hot Runner. On the tracks "My Nig-as" and "So Quiet," the rapper addresses Junior M.A.F.I.A. (especially Lil' Cease) where she says her former crew was "droppin' dimes like Sprint" and "confessing like Usher."Elsewhere on the album she tackles 50 Cent and her long time rival Foxy Brown. She reaches for 50 Cent on "Spell Check," saying "Your man five-o, I don't see him in the club/ 'Cause he's out in CT with a ....," making a homosexual reference.Foxy Brown doesn't even get an advertisement. "Jacki-O proved you far from a fighter/ ... I'm not gonna come at you, I'm gonna come at your ghost writer." The Naked Truth will hit stores on September 13, just days before she will enter prison. Listen to clip of song here
IGNORANT SPICE?
Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham admits in the September issue of high-society magazine Chic: "I haven't read a book in my life, I haven't got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines." Read more.
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
TRUE HOLLYHOOD STORY (part 1)
I attended a party a few years ago in Atlanta.It was a housewarming party for a celebrity friend of mine and it was the place to be if you were anybody.I was introduced to her latest "friend" and he was definitely Kept Man material.About 6'5", very light complexion with ethnic features, a chiseled jaw line and piercing gray eyes.She asked me to keep him company while she mingled and me being the nice sweet man hungry girl that I was,I accepted(I mean they're only friends right?)We spoke for at least 40 minutes and I found out a lot in that short time.He's funny as hell,smart,witty,flirtatious,bi-sexual,a professional massage therapist and an escort.Yes people the gorgeous friend is a man-whore.And seeing the previews for Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo made me want to give "Big D" a call(from that night at the party we've since become very good friends and still call each other at least twice a month)He is the male version of Karrine Steffans and is only telling his story to moi.He resides in Miami at the moment so we had to do our interview over the phone.
Big "D"- Hey mama...how's NYC?
Me-She's fine..she has a fever right now but she's fabulous. How's Miss Miami?
'Big D"-Spanish
Me-LOL...Let's get down to business.When I met you,you told me that you were a professional escort,are you still doing that?
"Big D"-I love this,look at you...you're like Barbra Walters an shit.Yes I'm still ho"ing".
Me-Don't call it that.
Big D-It is what it is Ma.
Me-So how long have you been escorting.?
Big D-let's say since I was 17.I wasn't professional,but I had women and men buying stuff for me in exchange for my company or a little freaky sneaky since then.
Me-How did you get started?
Big D-Professionally?
Me- Yeah
Big D-I was 17 and living with my moms in NYC.LES(Lower East Side) and a guy approached me about doing some modeling.I was like yeah right.I've had guys coming on to me since I was 13 and started developing early an shit.I was getting pecs, a fat ass, my dick started to grow,and I was 5'10.
Me-At 13 you were 5'10? Whew.
Big D-Yup.I remember even my mother's female friends started flirting with me tryna holla an shit.At 13.
So, I forgot what i was saying...
Me-The modeling guy.
Big D-yeah so this n***a gonna tell me that I have a good face and body for modeling, but I didn't buy his shit at all.Picture my ass doing GAP commercials.
Me-are you serious?You know that you're gorgeous D.You could be a model.
Big D-Now here you go.LOL..nah I ain't know shit bout that life..it just seemed to white and bright and that wasn't what I knew.So he gave me his card.He said If I changed my mind to call him.He said I could be making some quick,easy money.and you know,well maybe yo ass don't know but most people know that you can't tell no boy from the hood that he can make quick easy money.I came from a poor ass family with my mother, her boyfriends,sometimes girlfriends and my 2 fucked up uncles.
Me-You told me about your uncles,do you wanna talk about that?
Big D-I'll just say a little,I was molested by both of them,for like a year.Till I got fed up and put a knife to one of them and said I'll kill them in their sleep if they ever tried that shit again and it stopped.
Me-Do you think that's what gave you that "ice coldness" when it comes to sex?
Big D- well it's that and a whole bunch of other shit I don't wanna be interviewed about but me and you can talk about Ma.
Me-No problem D
Big D-So the n***a card said Adult Entertainment on it and I didn't know what the fuck that was but I called anyway.I told him I was the guy he met yesterday and I wanted to get PAID.He told me to come over later and he would have a meeting and a test shoot with me. I went over to the oofices which was in a big ass ritzy building and it had a waiting room, a conference room,it wasn't at all what the fuck I thought it would be.I came in and he explained to me that he owned an adult entertainment business..he managed exotic dancers,not the ones in the small fucked up clubs,real exotic dancers that had classy venues and tour the world an shit.He had contacts with magazines and websites and got models from his agency to model for them.Actors and actresses for porn movies and escorting business that his brother/partner ran.
Me-What was that first meeting like?
Big D- Well Barbra..lol No,seriously it was cool.I was impressed with how business like everything was.He told me that with a face like mine,I could make money doing the adult magazines and he said the straight ones was cool but the money was in the gay.So I had a test shoot and I guess it went well because 3 days later he called telling me that he not only wanted to sign me but 2 magazines was interested in me,both gay.I was cool with that because I ain't had shit to hide,I dated girls and guys,just like my mother and the hood knew that shit.I was 16 and had 2 drug dealers have a shoot out over me.LOL
Me-That's very Oz.
Big D-LOL...So I had to wait 6 months before I took any pictures cuz I was 17 and was about to turn 18 after the 6 months.I did a gay black magazine called Black Inches for what was the most they ever paid a nobody.
Me-Why was that?
Big D- Because I was 18,a hot ass n***a,new,fresh,i had a pretty face,a hard body and a big dick.
Me-my,aren't we full of ourselves..
Big D- Yes,WE are...lol..really good looking people know that they are good looking,people always want us to pretend like we don't know.Do you have pictures on your website?
Me-Of?
Big D-Of you bitch.
Me-No,well one of just my eyes.
Big D-Don't put one of me either,my clients wouldn't like that shit at all.
Me-Alright,get back to the story..you were young fresh blah blah
Big D-So I was the most they paid for a newbie..
Me-which was?
Big D-I swear I spent it so quick I don't remember..it really wasn't nothing.
Me-Ok
Big D-I wasn't even on the cover..lol.I did some of the other magazines,a couple of websites.Then I tried dancing and I traveled all over...Australia loved me,Paris,London,Japan was hot,and of course here in good ol' USA.
Me- D,How did you get into escorting?
Due to my hand getting tired,I will continue this interview through out the week.Believe me it's honest,sad,funny,and yet still grown and sexy.
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
MODEL CITIZEN
Model Citizen is my posts on models that I am really loving at the moment and this week's models ooze sex appeal thus,falling right in line with my Grown and Sexy week(are you not loving that I said thus?).Today's model of the day is Jarrin.Don't be fooled by his red hair,freckles and big brown eyes,this fresh baby faced fella definitely has a little bit of bad boy in him.He's the new look of the All-American boy next door and don't we all wish he was our neighbor.
HEIGHT- 6'1
WAIST-32"
EYES-BROWN
HAIR-RED
SHOE-12







HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
August 12, 2005
HOLLYHOOD FASHION WEEK FINALE
Welcome to the final day of Fashion Week.It's been a blast but if I upload another pic of a person on a catwalk I am going to take my beautiful vintage Givenchy scarf once belonging to Jackie O(the real one,not the tacky rapper) and hang myself.I hope you enjoyed it,I had a blast doing it.
Next week will be a themed week also,before you start grunting and groaning..it's Grown and Sexy Week where everything will be sex themed.So kiddies I suggest you not visit HollyHood next week,it's only for the Grown and Sexy.
Today's edition of HollyHood Blogazine features the latest women's fall fashion from Versace and Roberto Cavalli.I made my usual fashion rant about a celeb that should know better and this week's recipient just might win for most deserving of a HollyHood Makeover.I also chose a few of my favorite moments in fashion history.My top 10 reasons why modeling might not be the job for you and of course gossip 2 go.
If you missed any part of fashion week(shame on you) here is a breakdown for you: Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4
I would like to make a few shout outs:
I would like to shout out all the designers,stylists,models and celebs that made this such a photo-filled fashion week.I would also like to shout out all the colleges that stop by and leave those cute e-mails begging for money.I would also like to thank the military,Navy, Army and all those that protect us and yet have time to look at sexy women on my blogazine..lol and of course last but not least all you readers...I love you like Prada and you know it!!
I'm not just the creator and sole contributor,I AM the epitome of HollyHood and so are you (not you with the jheri curl and fake New Balances on)
Thanks yall...YOU'RE IN DA HOOD NOW BABY for sure
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
10 REASONS WHY MODELING IS NOT FOR YOU
Some of you might have viewed my fashion week and got inspired to do a career change.You looked at some of those guys and girls on that catwalk and thought "I can do that too",well here's my top 10 reasons why keeping your day job may prove to be smarter.1-You eat your meals and keep them down.
2-People say your best feature is your knees.
3-You really believe beauty is skin deep.
4-If your waist size was your age, you should be approaching retirement in a few short years.
5-If you look up to Lil Kim...literally.
6-If you only have 6 teeth
7- and they're yellow
8-If you went to an audition for America's Next Top Model and got hired...as a camera man.
9-If you refuse to shave your moustache...and you're a woman
10-If your 36C breasts are real...and you're a man.
HOLLYHOOD BLOGAZINE
GOSSIP 2 GO 8/12
KARRINE'S BEAU SAY THERE'S NO COMPETITIONBILL Maher looked relieved the other night at Elaine's with the knowledge that his book was selling better than his girlfriend's memoir. Maher just released "New Rules: Polite Musings of a Timid Observer," while his new sweetheart, Karrine Steffans, is hawking her "Confessions of a Video Vixen." Amazon.com has Maher's tome No. 21 on the best-seller list, while Steffans is at No. 112. "It's not about who is beating whom," Maher said at the party thrown for his book by Men's Health. "We support each other and are happy to see others succeed — just like in Hollywood."
ESQUIRE SAYS NOBODY DOES IT LIKE PHARELL
Esquire magazine has been taking note of the outfits worn by producer Pharrell Williams in the past year. Impressed with his choices, the publication has placed the Neptune atop its second annual list of the "Best Dressed Men in the World."
Esquire notes Williams for "injecting dressed-up luxury into hip-hop style and thereby influencing a new generation of guys to consider more than just a pair of baggy jeans a reflection of their youthful vitality."
"It's never about whether I'm the best-dressed guy in the room. I never go, `Oh, I'm killin' 'em tonight!' Instead it's about comfort and the flow," Williams, 32, tells the magazine.
Last year’s inaugural winner, Andre 3000 of OutKast, drops to No. 5 for 2005. Other men gracing the list include Kanye West, Jay-Z, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan, pro running back Curtis Martin and former President Clinton.
The list, compiled by a panel of fashion experts and Esquire editors, will be in the magazine's September issue.
JAMIE FOXX FEELING VERY DIVA LATELY
FoxNews.com’s Roger Friedman says that actor Jamie Foxx has “not shown a lot of loyalty to those who’ve hung in there with him” now that an Academy Award sits on his shelf.
In his column, Friedman cites sources who say that Foxx has let his longtime managers, Markus and Jamie King, take the fall when it comes to keeping Foxx's back-in-the-day friends away from him. Foxx is also reportedly upset with his partner in music ventures, Breon Prescott. According to Friedman, the two had a falling out over Foxx’s upcoming CD, which is being executive produced by Prescott.
“My sources on the West Coast say that the Kings weren't crazy about sharing the spotlight with Prescott (or anyone else for that matter), and have done a lot to separate him from Foxx,” Friedman writes. “Also suddenly out of the loop are Foxx's former personal assistant and his trainer/bodyguard.”
"He's not the Jamie Foxx you knew a few months ago," one source told the columnist.
Rumors of discontent from the “Miami Vice” set were also addressed by Friedman, who reports that Foxx has been getting second-hand treatment compared to his co-star Colin Farrell.
“The latter plays Sonny Crockett to Foxx's Ricardo Tubbs. And if you remember how the TV show went, it was not about Tubbs,” writes Friedman.
"Colin is the star of the movie," a source said. "Jamie doesn't have a lot of lines."
Meanwhile, there are also rumors that Foxx is looking to do a “Ray” sequel with director Taylor Hackford that would cover Charles’ “We Are the World” years.
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"SHOT 97" CAN'T CATCH GOOD PUBLICITY IF THEY PAID FOR IT
Hot 97 (New York) morning show host Miss Jones recently settled a slander lawsuit for an undisclosed amount shortly before the case reached court.
According to The Philadelphia Inquirer, the suit charges that Jones, then known as Jonesy at Radio One's WPHI (The Beat) in Philadelphia, slandered a nurse on the air. In the suit Sally Brown accuses Jones of mentioning her name on-air and then insulting her and questioning her nursing skills after Brown complained about Jones' on-air tactics.
The episode is reportedly one of several incidents that occurred during Jones' brief stint at WPHI. Jones was also suspended twice during an 18-month-period for insulting a colleague and making allegations about Whitney Houston. Radio One declined to comment on Jones' settlement.
This isn't the first time Jones has landed in hot water for her comments. This past January, Jones was suspended from her current gig at NYC's Hot 97 station after pushing a parody song poking fun at the Southeast Asia Tsunami tragedy.







































